Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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...cont... And especially when there's an empty beer bottle next to it for comparison..! That definitely helps put things in to perspective.. A few girls eyed me up and down a couple times later that afternoon.. Haha. Still, great times! The shit you only get to do once..
you obviously need to change your name to donkey dick
Or maybe he just needs a real friend to replace tfln
I mean, honestly, who hasn't woken up naked on a pool table w/ a chalk outline around them and some sort of empty alcoholic container stuck to their hand(s)?? God knows I have and I was damn proud! Except they did the chalk outline in the morning while I had morning wood.. Never seen girls get so excited by chalk!! Lol