I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Am I the only one who finds this kind of sweet?
The only guys who call you whipped are those without a girlfriend... They also aren't getting layed as much as you so never worry about it
you're wrong sir, but important honest with myself,pussywhipped is pussywhipped no matter what you call it
*im* (damn autocorrect)
The whips of unlimited pussy.
I bet the payback made it totally worth the effort...
I think it's kinda sweet.
i can't translate the sound of pussy whipping into written text
If your fella does that there should be a 5:30am bj or possibly more in his future. Plus then he'd taste like nutella and peanut butter, win for everyone! Maybe I'll suggest this to my guy tomorrow!
Can we make it 10is? its hard to get things moving.so early
Did she say "sudo make me a sandwich"?
I'm sorry you are getting girlfriend confused with master, big fucking difference if it's one sided... Bad night*
they call you whipped because girls don't appreciate things like that
You deserve a metal. Except, eww, Nutella.
No matter what anyone says, there is always a better woman out there. Man up and move on. Strip clubs are good for dry spells.