He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Somebody better buy this as a shirt.
I would vote up your comment, but you have 69 right now and I think that is how it's meant to be.
'...with two fingers in his starving asshole'. classic.
I parachuted into occupied France and worked with French resistance. There were 2 men that were seeing each other, yet they were two of the fiercest fighters I've ever known. Do what you do best, and be happy.
Hahahaha!! I'm as straight as a guy can get and this is fucking PRICELESS
No homo though lol
Could you be more specific?
This. Is. The. Best. Text. Ever. On. Here.
LOL one of the funnier ones on the site. I hope it was a magical night for both of you.
@wmwood2010 fuckin homophobe
This is fucking hilarious!!!!
OMFG! Where do you buy Lady GaGa sunglasses? I can add the cum myself.
Best. Text. Ever.
LMAO!! this is the definition of TFLN. love it.
Bahahahaha! This is one of the funniest ones I've read in a long time!!
Sounds like my life right now since I came out gawd I'm so loving my life.
Winning text of the day?\nGoes to the fabulous flaming homosexual man who wrote the above. ;) FTW
That sounds like one hot night. Call me
Hurry. Somebody lock the closet.
Yea represant saint charls
LMAO!! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF *TFLN* LOVE IT!!!
Haha keep it classy St Louis
More info please. lol
That is gayer than AIDS... Pretty funny though...
haha wmwood, yeah, i think that's what he's getting at. oh, wait, is it *you* they're talking about???
Too graphic for me!!
It's so cool to be into that sort of homosexual behavior. I hope this trend never ends
@wmwood2010 way to make the human race look like shit