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  • Submitted by chim15 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:03pm

    She's coming to town, taking me to a nets game. She wants missionary only, and wants to get married. This must be what hell is like.

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      Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:03am

      Haha!

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      Submitted by Broly on Mar 19, 10 at 12:38pm

      LOL 10 thumbs up

  • Submitted by Shitner on Mar 17, 10 at 3:26pm

    I capitalize Anal too. It's just that proper.

  • Submitted by errrric on Mar 17, 10 at 3:23pm

    She's a man. That's why she wants anal.

  • Submitted by QuietGuy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:26pm

    I'll say it again: fucking someone where they poo, which doesn't even give pleasure to the receiver, does not appeal to me in the slightest, and I don't understand why it would for anyone else either.

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      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:30pm

      Have you ever had sex with a girl? Anal feels realllllly tight on your dick and it feels great for her too. So you're completely wrong.

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      Submitted by QuietGuy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:40pm

      Because for the girl, getting fucked in an orifice which is really small must feel GREAT. Additionally, poop. Poop. The brown stuff that comes out of your ass. It may not be there then, but it sure damn was at some point. Not to mention that it can have bad ramifications for the girl if it's done wrong even a little.

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        Submitted by Lala_ward on Mar 17, 10 at 4:50pm

        Trust me, quite a few of us girls enjoy it; of course, it has to be done right.

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        Submitted by JustLookin on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14pm

        @QuietGuy: "...RAMifications" I would suggest you psychoanalyze your choice of words there. You could've used many other words to make your POINT. Choosing that one is suspect. Additionally, having 'bad ramifications' suggest there might also be 'good' RAMifications. And yes, there are.

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        Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 2:05am

        You called the shit, poop.

        • 45 40
          Submitted by Broly on Mar 19, 10 at 12:39pm

          *Thumbs up styx*

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        Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:01am

        Yes, if done incorrectly it can cause a lot of damage. But there are SO many nerve endings there because of it's proximity to the vagina...plus, the optional entry route allows for stimulation of parts of the back of the vagina that may not be stimulated with the 'traditional' methods. So scientifically speaking, you suck balls :)

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 17, 10 at 3:59pm

    He shots, he scores!

    • 32 54
      Submitted by Broly on Mar 19, 10 at 12:41pm

      Quickly before some dickhead corrects you in a douchebagish way its "shoots" lol

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    Submitted by Purrshh on Mar 17, 10 at 7:36pm

    Chicks a dude

  • 55 43
    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:20am

    loves sports, has tix, wants it up the arse, doesnt want to date, i agree with 3.23, its a man!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:28pm

    Suns suck lol

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      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:21pm

      That's why they scored 152 points last night, right? I don't even like the Suns and I'm aware that they don't suck. Go back to your ignorant life and attempt to do something worthwhile.

      • 51 52
        Submitted by serfis on Mar 17, 10 at 5:31pm

        lol you can't take posts like that seriously, he was just being a troll

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    Submitted by jakegorge on Mar 17, 10 at 11:48pm

    Shes a whore....

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Chief_Dong on Mar 17, 10 at 3:26pm

    Been there.. Heaven it is!

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    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Mar 17, 10 at 5:45pm

    Two words: Post Op

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 17, 10 at 3:18pm

    I dought see looks like an Angel...

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      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Mar 17, 10 at 4:19pm

      "DOUBT" you illiterate fuck. At least get close next time, okay?

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        Submitted by serfis on Mar 17, 10 at 5:27pm

        LOL god forbid somebody misspells something. That clearly means they are illiterate. Get off your high horse and get your head out of your ass

        • 45 43
          Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 18, 10 at 11:02am

          Buddy's got a point. If you're gonna critique someone spell 'doubt' and 'she' properly. Not that hard for anyone past 5th grade.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 5:43pm

    Slut

  • 51 51
    Submitted by azgirlie on Mar 17, 10 at 3:50pm

    Yes finally something from the 480

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:35pm

    Heaven is like that, except without the whole "I'm leaving Sunday afternoon" thing.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:41pm

    Pretty sure She's my ex

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:57pm

    Mom?

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:14pm

    Yes, Anal can be that good. There are size requirements, too much is not so good here...

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 1:55am

    Good luck with the herpes. Do you think youre the only guy who's bangin her in the ass?

  • 41 45
    Submitted by pike1346 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:22pm

    U lucky fuckin prick.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:56pm

    Kids these days... SMH.

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    Submitted by CristinaY on Mar 18, 10 at 2:36pm

    Haha. That's great. You should post her real number on dirtyphonebook.com so we know who that is. Lol, just kidding.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Floyd42 on Mar 18, 10 at 1:18pm

    I also imagine heaven this way

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    Submitted by wail3y on Mar 17, 10 at 7:38pm

    Baseball's never been hotter than the JACKSONVILLE Suns.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by USAFSO on Mar 17, 10 at 3:33pm

    Sounds legit to me

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Xenomorph on Mar 18, 10 at 12:44pm

    I want to get to know her.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by junderwood52 on Mar 18, 10 at 8:55am

    LMAO at 9:03!!

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    Submitted by turdsuckermother on Mar 17, 10 at 7:16pm

    First: he has it niqqaz.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by liztacular on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28am

    Woo go 480!!

  • 41 57
    Submitted by ceewheelZ on Mar 18, 10 at 8:09am

    Worthless

  • 39 54
    Submitted by pnwd on Mar 18, 10 at 2:42am

    Does the iPhone randomly capitalize anal or did you...oh wait it just didn't. Lmao OP writes anal with a capital.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 18, 10 at 1:16am

    Damn. That's, woow, Player of the Year Canidate?

  • 33 44
    Submitted by ashley_camp on Mar 27, 10 at 2:13am

    This seems kinda fake.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by neverwrong on Nov 29, 10 at 10:56pm

    is her name Holly?

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:17pm

    First niqqaz

  • 29 51
    Submitted by isthisright on Mar 17, 10 at 11:37pm

    Terry Loftus? Is that you?!?

  • 26 50
    Submitted by budd on Mar 19, 11 at 1:09pm

    I hate girls that don't like anal... Just shut up and take it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    First. And yes that's heaven!