She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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She's coming to town, taking me to a nets game. She wants missionary only, and wants to get married. This must be what hell is like.
LOL 10 thumbs up
I capitalize Anal too. It's just that proper.
She's a man. That's why she wants anal.
I'll say it again: fucking someone where they poo, which doesn't even give pleasure to the receiver, does not appeal to me in the slightest, and I don't understand why it would for anyone else either.
Have you ever had sex with a girl? Anal feels realllllly tight on your dick and it feels great for her too. So you're completely wrong.
Because for the girl, getting fucked in an orifice which is really small must feel GREAT. Additionally, poop. Poop. The brown stuff that comes out of your ass. It may not be there then, but it sure damn was at some point. Not to mention that it can have bad ramifications for the girl if it's done wrong even a little.
Trust me, quite a few of us girls enjoy it; of course, it has to be done right.
@QuietGuy: "...RAMifications" I would suggest you psychoanalyze your choice of words there. You could've used many other words to make your POINT. Choosing that one is suspect. Additionally, having 'bad ramifications' suggest there might also be 'good' RAMifications. And yes, there are.
You called the shit, poop.
*Thumbs up styx*
Yes, if done incorrectly it can cause a lot of damage. But there are SO many nerve endings there because of it's proximity to the vagina...plus, the optional entry route allows for stimulation of parts of the back of the vagina that may not be stimulated with the 'traditional' methods. So scientifically speaking, you suck balls :)
He shots, he scores!
Quickly before some dickhead corrects you in a douchebagish way its "shoots" lol
Chicks a dude
loves sports, has tix, wants it up the arse, doesnt want to date, i agree with 3.23, its a man!
I dought see looks like an Angel...
"DOUBT" you illiterate fuck. At least get close next time, okay?
LOL god forbid somebody misspells something. That clearly means they are illiterate. Get off your high horse and get your head out of your ass
Buddy's got a point. If you're gonna critique someone spell 'doubt' and 'she' properly. Not that hard for anyone past 5th grade.
Suns suck lol
That's why they scored 152 points last night, right? I don't even like the Suns and I'm aware that they don't suck. Go back to your ignorant life and attempt to do something worthwhile.
lol you can't take posts like that seriously, he was just being a troll
Yes, Anal can be that good. There are size requirements, too much is not so good here...
Two words: Post Op
Shes a whore....
Pretty sure She's my ex
Been there.. Heaven it is!
Heaven is like that, except without the whole "I'm leaving Sunday afternoon" thing.
Good luck with the herpes. Do you think youre the only guy who's bangin her in the ass?
Yes finally something from the 480
This seems kinda fake.
Kids these days... SMH.
I also imagine heaven this way
I hate girls that don't like anal... Just shut up and take it...
Sounds legit to me
Haha. That's great. You should post her real number on dirtyphonebook.com so we know who that is. Lol, just kidding.
Does the iPhone randomly capitalize anal or did you...oh wait it just didn't. Lmao OP writes anal with a capital.
U lucky fuckin prick.
I want to get to know her.
Damn. That's, woow, Player of the Year Canidate?
Baseball's never been hotter than the JACKSONVILLE Suns.
LMAO at 9:03!!
Woo go 480!!
First: he has it niqqaz.
is her name Holly?
Terry Loftus? Is that you?!?
First. And yes that's heaven!