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  • 81 43
    Submitted by WesPip on May 16, 12 at 3:39pm

    Yeah cause it's not like your blood relocates or anything. Erections are magical and come from another dimension.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 4, 12 at 6:42pm

      Everytime a guy gets a stiffy, a unicorn loses his horn. Temporarily.

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    Submitted by porksword on May 16, 12 at 7:26pm

    It only works that way if it's someone else's erection.

  • 72 45
    Submitted by firefightersipes on May 16, 12 at 1:08pm

    either your scale is broken...or you're full of shit. \n\nI'm going with the second one, myself.

  • 65 43
    Submitted by shaveydavey on May 16, 12 at 10:34pm

    500 men just tried this....

  • 65 43
    Submitted by aced220 on May 16, 12 at 12:15pm

    I want to know what the difference in weight is

  • 57 41
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on May 16, 12 at 7:26pm

    A hundred pounds of feathers weighs the same as one hundred pounds of dirt

    • 40 47
      Submitted by H0tplaces on May 17, 12 at 5:45pm

      Density is what matters

  • 58 47
    Submitted by TheDude on May 16, 12 at 3:50pm

    I have very little faith in your use of the scientific method.

  • 47 37
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 17, 12 at 8:13pm

    Wearing a strap on doesn't count as having an erection

  • 49 45
    Submitted by kevxster on May 16, 12 at 6:51pm

    That's like saying the Earth weighs more than it did 200 years ago because there are more people. Magical people that come from another dimension.

    • 40 36
      Submitted by 830_210 on May 18, 12 at 1:41pm

      You weighed the earth 200 years ago? Impressive sure

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 12 at 8:54am

    The earth does weigh more now than it did 200 years ago... People being born is different than the amount of blood in your body. You don't create more blood when you get hard. However, people are created, therefore, the earth can gain weight. Getting wood, sorry, no weight gained. The OP is dumb

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 4, 12 at 6:45pm

      I agree with your conclusion, but your premise is wrong. Meteorite strikes and such have led to Earth gaining mass over time. Living things grow and reproduce because they eat things. The same amount of material, just in different forms.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Chaparita on May 17, 12 at 1:18am

    Quit overanalyzing this and let funny be funny. It might not be the most hilarious or jaw dropping text but I think it's worth a chuckle or two :)

    • 37 45
      Submitted by skeezer on May 17, 12 at 8:26am

      chuckle, chuckle...

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on May 16, 12 at 7:25pm

    Same amount o blood in your body just relocated reccaliberate your scale and try again should be the same

  • 39 45
    Submitted by MikeyPoolee on May 16, 12 at 1:18pm

    both, you sick dimented fuck! nah just kidding

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    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Aug 26, 12 at 1:03pm

    Your comments cracked me up way more then the text. Well done tfln.