I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Yeah cause it's not like your blood relocates or anything. Erections are magical and come from another dimension.
Everytime a guy gets a stiffy, a unicorn loses his horn. Temporarily.
either your scale is broken...or you're full of shit. \n\nI'm going with the second one, myself.
shit is heavy.
It only works that way if it's someone else's erection.
I want to know what the difference in weight is
Wearing a strap on doesn't count as having an erection
500 men just tried this....
The earth does weigh more now than it did 200 years ago... People being born is different than the amount of blood in your body. You don't create more blood when you get hard. However, people are created, therefore, the earth can gain weight. Getting wood, sorry, no weight gained. The OP is dumb
I agree with your conclusion, but your premise is wrong. Meteorite strikes and such have led to Earth gaining mass over time. Living things grow and reproduce because they eat things. The same amount of material, just in different forms.
both, you sick dimented fuck! nah just kidding
Same amount o blood in your body just relocated reccaliberate your scale and try again should be the same
A hundred pounds of feathers weighs the same as one hundred pounds of dirt
Density is what matters
Quit overanalyzing this and let funny be funny. It might not be the most hilarious or jaw dropping text but I think it's worth a chuckle or two :)
I have very little faith in your use of the scientific method.
Your comments cracked me up way more then the text. Well done tfln.
That's like saying the Earth weighs more than it did 200 years ago because there are more people. Magical people that come from another dimension.
You weighed the earth 200 years ago? Impressive sure