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  • 93 71
    Submitted by ScubaSteve86 on Dec 11, 11 at 2:00pm

    Looks like your roommate made you breakfast

  • 85 67
    Submitted by rimmion on Dec 11, 11 at 9:17pm

    The real question is, Is it full or empty?

  • 85 67
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 11, 11 at 1:14pm

    Because beer is good food!

  • 80 60
    Submitted by c0uchb0y on Dec 11, 11 at 1:24pm

    Don't ask questions, you should be excited.

  • 82 75
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 11, 11 at 2:10pm

    The keg contains the beer. I'm not being sarcastic, but the keg contains beer.

  • 83 85
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 11, 11 at 4:37pm

    Because all the rum was gone.

    • 68 69
      Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 12, 11 at 7:54am

      Replace rum with cum and GA peach becomes GA whore

  • 69 60
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 12, 11 at 1:32am

    I was bored of being in the closet.

    • 67 82
      Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 12, 11 at 7:52am

      You were bored, so you came out of the closet

  • 74 71
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 12, 11 at 12:27am

    Why are you asking questions?

  • 71 65
    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 11, 11 at 11:34pm

    The real question here is where are the cups

  • 70 66
    Submitted by peanut87 on Dec 12, 11 at 12:56am

    Did it come with a tap? If not, the keg is there as a sick joke ;)

  • 68 71
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 12, 11 at 1:33am

    Fuck. I meant "IT" was bored of being in the closet. Haha I am just fine, thanks.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by McLoud0613 on Dec 11, 11 at 7:59pm

    Sounds like complaining to me if you don't want it I'll take it