Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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And ended up full of sea men?
And a baby on board
"Only sailors use condoms." "Not anymore, Austin!" "Well they should, the filthy buggers, they go from port to port."
You can get rid of a baby. Can't get rid of aids or herpes genius.
"Diseased twat is fine, I may already be a carrier, but let's try to cut the chance of pregnancy". Valiant effort, but you're still an idiot
I was a sailor too!
op is a dude
Bet you're knocked up and now have an std. Safety first, girl!
There she blows!
Unfortunatly all but 1 seaman jumped..enjoy next summer