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  • 90 32
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Apr 22, 10 at 2:44pm
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    haha you soo wanted his green eggs and ham

  • 58 33
    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 22, 10 at 2:57pm
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    U defend ur shit bitch

  • 52 25
    Submitted by rubia on Apr 23, 10 at 7:41am
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    Fuck yeah Nebraska get it!

  • 54 31
    Submitted by doublemint_xo on Apr 22, 10 at 3:03pm
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    You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes\n. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.-Dr. Seuss

  • 56 37
    Submitted by klangford on Apr 22, 10 at 3:06pm
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    texted by Cindy Loo Goo

  • 44 25
    Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 22, 10 at 7:34pm
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    hahaha Dr Seuss the pimp.

  • 48 37
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 22, 10 at 7:14pm
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    you mean Seuss

  • 42 29
    Submitted by blueyaa on Apr 22, 10 at 10:51pm
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    "I would not, could not in a box, I would not, could not with a fox."?

  • 42 33
    Submitted by snybny on Apr 22, 10 at 7:40pm
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    Good for you! And him, I suppose.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Spaces

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 22, 10 at 3:10pm
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    “And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!”

  • 38 31
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 3:15pm
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    That depends... how long was that quote? If he said "Sam I am and I won't eat green eggs and ham" then he didn't.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by rustyred on Apr 23, 10 at 3:12am
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    You are a whore

  • 31 36
    Submitted by m2thaferg on Apr 28, 10 at 11:31pm
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    I once got laid by a girl who was bowling on the lane next to me. I later found out she overheard me say after a strike that "I am bowling for Columbine tonight" and after that she knew we were kimdered spirits.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:09pm
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    Be proud of yourself, you blowed a dr suess quoting man

  • 24 29
    Submitted by 4therecord69 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:06pm
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    did he say something like 'hop on pop'

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