currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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False advertising? Maybe, but remember that for the girl, it's almost ALWAYS a surprise for what she gets. Short fat dick, long and skinny, generally large, small, minuscule, crooked.... So have a sense of adventure and stop complaining. Besides, you can always leave/kick her out if you realize she's a total dog... It's what I do when I realize the six foot tall built guy has a penis the size of my pinky finger
Hey haters, shut the f#ck up. These are supposed to be funny, come back when you get a sense of humor.
Thats false advertising! All those poor bastards.
The perfect boob is a full, perky, natural C
Uchicago, I've never thought about it like that before! Very good point!
A clever strategy. But it's going to look splotchy and awkward when I blow my load all over your tits.
I'm so glad I have huge boobs.
And the guy wakes up with a blackened face and wonders why..
False advertising. If he/she wants you for your boobs, you're screwed. And if they didn't, you are still screwed for trying to be something you are not.
Don't forget to unshaken your hoochycoo, you don't want that looking big.
unshade*\n( damn autocorrect )
DragQueen do this.
How hairy are your boobs?
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That means she's so flat that a push up bra can't even make it look like she has cleavage.