Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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someone has bad aim and is a little too enthusiastic if your taint is wrecked
Or several going in at once. Imagine the Tokyo subway.
ever been? it really is way overcrowded and uncomfortable to say the least...I would be surprised if the subway car molestations Tokyo is famous for are accidental because you could achieve full penetration with the slightest bump
I quote Ludacris, 'Rough sex, make it hurt'. Be happy a Mike's Lemonade is all it takes to dull it ;) I would drink one also.
Someone trying to make a third hole down there?
sure hope this is from a chick who just had a baby
chicks dont usually say taint though, do they? I would say perineum or sometimes chin rest
the chicks who get their texts on here aren't usually classy enough to use words like perineum, let alone know them.
I don't wanna know, bro.
Looks like Sweedish Fish down there...
some sort of sports related injury? or prostate surgery
For fucks sake, it's a guy idiots.