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  • someone has bad aim and is a little too enthusiastic if your taint is wrecked

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 10, 12 at 3:21pm
    • Or several going in at once. Imagine the Tokyo subway.

      Submitted by porksword on Jul 10, 12 at 8:50pm
      • ever been? it really is way overcrowded and uncomfortable to say the least...I would be surprised if the subway car molestations Tokyo is famous for are accidental because you could achieve full penetration with the slightest bump

        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 11, 12 at 1:04am
  • I quote Ludacris, 'Rough sex, make it hurt'. Be happy a Mike's Lemonade is all it takes to dull it ;) I would drink one also.

    Submitted by jdboal on Jul 10, 12 at 3:00pm
  • Someone trying to make a third hole down there?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 10, 12 at 6:40pm
  • Lemony snicket!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 10, 12 at 3:10pm
  • sure hope this is from a chick who just had a baby

    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 10, 12 at 5:18pm
    • chicks dont usually say taint though, do they? I would say perineum or sometimes chin rest

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 11, 12 at 1:23am
      • the chicks who get their texts on here aren't usually classy enough to use words like perineum, let alone know them.

        Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 11, 12 at 4:29am
  • you're welcome.

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Jul 11, 12 at 10:16pm
  • I don't wanna know, bro.

    Submitted by Ironrebel on Jul 10, 12 at 3:56pm
  • Looks like Sweedish Fish down there...

    Submitted by ThePubShow on Jul 10, 12 at 8:11pm
  • some sort of sports related injury? or prostate surgery

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 11, 12 at 1:24am
  • Heavy balls?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 10, 12 at 9:52pm
  • For fucks sake, it's a guy idiots.

    Submitted by mcel0052silver45 on Oct 15, 13 at 4:51pm