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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 25, 10 at 7:37pm

    At least it wasn't "My pimp got arrested." My mom was upset and my dad started asking what the current rate for different tricks were.

  • 90 87
    Submitted by Dante on May 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    Stolen from bash, fail harder.

  • 92 92
    Submitted by 26 on May 26, 10 at 12:02am

    Ha too funny!!

  • 87 86
    Submitted by 6666 on May 25, 10 at 8:02pm

    I'd get bitch soaped accross the border then stalked everywhere

  • 72 56
    Submitted by wtfwjd on May 25, 10 at 7:04pm

    Yes it is

  • 84 94
    Submitted by dearhillary on May 25, 10 at 7:29pm

    way to be original. \nhttp://bash.org/?916740

  • 70 67
    Submitted by TimMc333 on May 26, 10 at 7:37am

    Time to get a new one... Mother, that is.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by overslept on May 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    It's perfectly acceptable

  • 70 81
    Submitted by nobodyyy on May 25, 10 at 8:37pm

    U live in studio city Cali I know that area code

  • 66 79
    Submitted by chelseysemi on May 25, 10 at 7:47pm

    Nope not very acceptable

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Mone on May 25, 10 at 10:35pm

    oh that sucks, i met mt dealer today

  • 63 76
    Submitted by raerae24 on May 25, 10 at 11:19pm

    O how I miss the valley!

  • 68 90
    Submitted by RuralNinja on May 25, 10 at 7:52pm

    Sucks to have a mom whose a bitch.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 25, 10 at 7:08pm

    Second

  • 58 75
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 27, 10 at 6:46pm

    This is hysterical. Idc what anybody says.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by combatwombat04 on May 25, 10 at 11:25pm

    Hahahahahahahaha that was funny