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  • Submitted by brokenbydisaster on May 14, 11 at 9:40am

    come up with your own shit

  • Submitted by TheRook on May 14, 11 at 10:37am

    I remember when i used to steal from babies... that was only candy though

  • Submitted by rossturner on May 14, 11 at 9:41am

    How original.

  • Submitted by TooTallNiCo on May 14, 11 at 10:30am

    Make up your own shit dumbass

  • Submitted by cireretals on May 14, 11 at 10:32am

    Because no one else watches tv. I hate when I look at the comments for these texts and see people trollin and hating but this deserves all the hate it can get.

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    Submitted by archer79 on May 14, 11 at 4:09pm

    OMFG you suck

  • Submitted by skinsboi on May 18, 11 at 3:14am

    Dude, you're hilarious. One day I want to grow up and be as funny and original as you.

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    Submitted by birdwoman16 on May 15, 11 at 12:35am

    E-trade commercial much?

  • Submitted by Jkemp1 on May 14, 11 at 11:29am

    You're not funny and neither is the baby in those commercials. How does shit like this make it on here? This site sucks now.

    • Submitted by pyro21 on May 14, 11 at 6:28pm

      how do you not like that baby its fn hillarious

  • Submitted by maeisforlovers on May 15, 11 at 2:53am

    I have submitted some hilarious fucking shit and it's always rejected. But this, a national tv commercial that everyone has seen and knows it isn't original, makes it on? This site has gone seriously downhill.

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on May 16, 11 at 5:26pm

    Shits weak man

  • Submitted by iamaperson on May 14, 11 at 9:34am

    But it's fuuuun!

  • Submitted by JesusCaesar on May 15, 11 at 1:23am

    Thats embarrassing man.

  • Submitted by mrdj2u on May 14, 11 at 10:24am

    Great line bro.

  • Submitted by barmes on May 15, 11 at 8:55am

    It is in this establishment to mabe wait how do you dpell mabe

  • Submitted by armyboy00025 on May 15, 11 at 1:49pm

    No way that came from an E-trade commercial... Way to be original.

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 15, 11 at 8:31am

    Love the etrade baby.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 11 at 9:49am

    Would not the dog ride you in Soviet Russia?

    • Submitted by pyro21 on May 14, 11 at 6:29pm

      haha wonder how many people get this