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  • Submitted by DaniBeef on May 6, 10 at 1:01pm

    let's be real. some skinny girls are fatties on the inside. we just make up excuses to make and eat funfetti cake.

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      Submitted by awkward on May 6, 10 at 4:47pm

      Amen, sistah! Tell it like it is...

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        Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 5:31pm

        girls are all the same some just have higher metabolism than otherss

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 6, 10 at 1:29pm

    Shouldn't the cake be coveedr in cut cherries?

  • Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on May 6, 10 at 12:23pm

    Something tells me this isn't college...

  • Submitted by chrishansen on May 6, 10 at 10:48am

    Why don't you have a seat over there.

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    Submitted by SEV on May 6, 10 at 12:34pm

    Are you getting paid for this alen? Or are you that much of an asshole?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:44am

    I'm going to find you one day Allen and spam knife wounds on u

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    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 6, 10 at 4:51pm

    That is an excellent incentive to lose virginity.

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    Submitted by ducky514 on May 6, 10 at 2:46pm

    Awe man! Where's the stupid people arguing intensly through comments about whether or not to save virginity for marriage!?!

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      Submitted by awkward on May 6, 10 at 4:49pm

      Yeah, man! They disappointed us. Not that I miss those kinds of comments or anything...

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    Submitted by awkward on May 6, 10 at 12:37pm

    That's hilarious. I hope they write something on it like "CONGRATS, YOU LOST IT!"

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    Submitted by thedrake9 on May 6, 10 at 10:58am

    Yeahh...take a seat.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 4:47pm

    Sorry! Got here as fast as I could. Ahem. Here we go. If u have sex outside of marriage you're a slut and you'll burn in hell. K who's up next... Not you Allen!

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    Submitted by duchess9678 on May 6, 10 at 4:20pm

    I don't even read these that often and I hate Allen!!

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    Submitted by cbtango on May 6, 10 at 5:47pm

    I love funfetti!!! I need to lose my virginity...

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 7, 10 at 2:13pm

    Def not college....not enough virgins to know to throw parties...at least from my experience I don't know a single virgin---HS or college

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:13am

    I know plenty of virgins including myself and I'm college don't know what ur talking about