You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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Someone apparently shit in the back yard, so that smell is eau de turd, not eau de earth.
That's the closest this guy is gonna get to munching grass.. If ya know what I mean. (I.e. fucking hipsters don't attract much poob)
Pretty sure ALL eau is "de earth"