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  • Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jul 19, 12 at 4:13pm

    well it doesn't want a cracker...

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    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Jul 19, 12 at 10:22pm

    Well it's not gonna suck itself

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    Submitted by sweetd24 on Jul 19, 12 at 6:48pm

    And that's called a dead parrot...

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 9:28pm

      It's not dead, it's resting.

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        Submitted by porksword on Jul 19, 12 at 9:35pm

        It's pining for the fjords.

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          Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 20, 12 at 10:50pm

          hearing this in the most British of accents lol

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 19, 12 at 2:46pm

    Take the hint Bitch!

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    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 5:04pm

    He should have slapped you with it, maybe then you would of understood...

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    Submitted by techdevil on Jul 19, 12 at 9:37pm

    Polly wants some poon-tang

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 20, 12 at 1:26am

    Not sure why this actually made me giggle. Perhaps the use of "perched."

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    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Jul 19, 12 at 10:04pm

    The old plucked parrot..

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    Submitted by WesPip on Jul 19, 12 at 4:32pm

    I think Demonic is calling the penis a racist.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Jan 15, 14 at 7:54pm

    More of a big ol turkey neck, just sitting there