some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Bet her dad had a beard.
Yeah, women threatening me with projectile vomit really gets me going too.
Ha OMG! The same thing happened to me except I was home not at a bar, and I dont have a beard, and it wasnt a drunk girl, and I was alone eating kfc watching 30rock
@Madcritter that made me lol...
ok I lied that never happened :c
Btw joy puke is from the borderlands 2 trailer... So yeah find a ring quickly