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  • Yes. Yes it does.

    Submitted by meattastic on Nov 21, 10 at 9:45am
  • No it makes u a Cowboys fan

    Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 21, 10 at 6:58pm
  • You could be a bridge builder your whole life, but once you suck a dick, you will always be known as a cock sucker.

    Submitted by blanca1 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:11am
  • Well, that depends. Did you spit or swallow?

    Submitted by Mr_birds on Nov 21, 10 at 9:47am
  • I cannot understand how this turned into a 28 comment diatribe. clearly it was experimenting, which we all agree is completely ok and don't determine sexual orientation

    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 1:35pm
    • Points for using diatribe...but the experimenting thing is widely accepted as NOT ok between guys. Double standard, okay I'll give you that; however, I have to side with the "That's fucked up" side of the argument this time.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 22, 10 at 12:19am
  • Eric Cartman?

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Nov 21, 10 at 9:59am
  • Depends on which role you had I guess ;)

    Submitted by freeminded on Nov 21, 10 at 10:18am
  • Whether you're the pitcher or the catcher, you still play for the same team.

    Submitted by edh64pilot on Nov 22, 10 at 2:51am
  • Awkward...

    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 21, 10 at 11:15am
  • Either way it makes you bi.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 21, 10 at 11:35pm
  • One blowjob. Giving or receiving. Spit or swallow? Haha. Giving at all kinda does. Swallowing, absolutely. Spitting, maybe not. Receiving, less so. Hell, a bj is a bj. Lol. And some say that guys give better head anyway purely because guys know what guys like! Lol

    Submitted by ozzly1456 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Yes, I had to read it twice as well... Figuratively has this right...

    Submitted by Waterborne on Nov 21, 10 at 10:48am
  • That's rather similar to what my ex-boyfriend said. Take a guess as to why he's now my ex-boyfriend rather than my boyfriend... :/\n\nBe wary of men in denial, ladies.

    Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Nov 21, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Yeah it does!

    Submitted by Pat_McCrotch on Nov 21, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Psych!

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Nov 22, 10 at 9:56pm
  • What's with all the homophobes on this site?!?

    Submitted by blossom25 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Whatever you have tell yourself.

    Submitted by gti_13 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:46am
  • Only if you got hard while giving bj. Besides, what's wrong with being g a y?

    Submitted by wittykitie on Nov 21, 10 at 1:52pm
  • At first I thought this was a guy, saying that getting one blow job from a guy doesn't mean he's not straight, but reading it over I think it makes more sense that it was a chick, trying to say that giving one guy a blow job "doesn't not" make her a lesbian.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 9:51am
    • How do you come to that conclusion? It is worded perfectly to say that a guy blew another guy and he thinks he's not a homo.

      Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 21, 10 at 11:34am
      • It WOULD be worded perfectly were it not for the word "doesn." It completely depends on whether the person meant to say "does" or "doesn't."

        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 11:43am
    • Or...now bear with me, the extra "n" was a typo.

      Submitted by TMedStud on Nov 21, 10 at 12:34pm
      • Or...leaving out the 't was a mistake. To each their own.

        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 1:01pm
        • I think you're right, Figuratively. Makes more sense coming from a girl.

          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 3:18pm
          • Thank you said8ED.

            Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 6:20pm
          • normally I would agree, but I think if they were drunk enough to make the mistake of a double negative, they wouldn't be able to use a double negative to express what they wanted to say to begin with. Plus 'she' would've said 'doesn't make me not g@y' instead... wait... why are we arguing about the possible meanings of someone's drunk ramblings like it's a prophesy?

            Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 22, 10 at 11:13pm
            • Because nobody knows what the hell a prophesy is...prophecy on the other hand...ok I'm just busting you balls/tits with the grammar nazi thing, I actually agree.

              Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 9:44am
    • I feel like if this was a girl she would use the L word as opposed to the G word. Sidenote: what the hell is with this sites terms of service? As a homo, I think I should have the right to use whatever terms I want to label my demographic.

      Submitted by homotoker on Nov 24, 10 at 2:03pm
  • No it just makes u really really confused!!!!!

    Submitted by naty045 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:59am
  • double negative? but definitely a double standard when it comes to experimenting between girls and guys lol

    Submitted by ivioo on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28am
  • Anyone arguing that sender is a girl is an idiot. Ask yourself what the most logical answer is: someone's texting in double negatives OR it's a simple typo with a superfluous N tacked onto the word does. Obviously sender is a guy. Of course, if sender is a girl then all you guys don't have to worry about your own experimenting meaning you not aren't not straight....

    Submitted by mjo on Nov 22, 10 at 7:28am
  • Dude I've totally been there...watch out its a slippery slope.

    Submitted by hollabackboi16 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Only if you high fived and or fist bumped after.

    Submitted by cheyenneisRAD on Nov 22, 10 at 7:37am
  • Getting one....NO giving one.... YES

    Submitted by karate1974 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:04am
  • Yes it does

    Submitted by jleaf11 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:26am
  • Suck one cock and they call you a cock sucker.

    Submitted by ho40252 on Nov 23, 10 at 9:35am
  • Figuratively, your explanation for it being a chick makes no sense, lol. It's obviously a guy.

    Submitted by cleo_473 on Nov 21, 10 at 10:04am
    • Makes sense to me. In the text the person says "doesn not." The n could be a mistake or they could have meant to say "doesn't." If they meant "doesn't," it could easily be a girl.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:07am
    • Makes sense to me. In the text, the person says "doesn not." The extra n could be a mistake, or the person could have been trying to say, "doesn't not." If that is the case, it could easily have been a girl.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:13am
    • Really don't know why it said it didn't post the first time. My bad.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:17am
  • Sucking one dick does, however, make you a cocksucker.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 21, 10 at 12:55pm
  • Figuratively has this right

    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Nov 21, 10 at 10:11am
  • Tony Romo is a homo

    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 6:59pm
  • No, it just makes you horny.

    Submitted by vulcandweller on Nov 27, 10 at 6:53pm
  • I'm sorry but I'm siding with the people that think this is a girl

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 21, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Someone is tryin to be on the downlow

    Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 21, 10 at 5:04pm
  • lol The hardest step is admit it to yourself buddy!

    Submitted by wits on Nov 21, 10 at 9:50am
  • Haha I've come to find that while there are a few good texts now and then, the real gold is in the comments. You guys are awesome. Keep it up.

    Submitted by mingz on Nov 21, 10 at 8:37pm
  • Yea it does

    Submitted by hahahaBitch on Dec 10, 10 at 1:03am
  • Classic!!

    Submitted by championgoober on Nov 21, 10 at 6:19pm
  • Yes it does. And why the fuck do u have to be in my area code?

    Submitted by ThatOneGuy7 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Well, it certainly poses the question . . .

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Nov 22, 10 at 3:02am
  • no homo?

    Submitted by kayrenee2011 on Dec 12, 10 at 9:17pm
  • What's wrong being g a y!

    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:35am
  • Okay, fuck that extra "n", I think it is safe to say their mind was thinking, "doesn't" but their fingers typed "doesn not." I feel this is a dude, and either way...slight homo or at the very least bi-curious. "Not that there's anything wrong with it."

    Submitted by colan08 on Nov 22, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Dude I've totally been there....be careful its a slippery slope.

    Submitted by hollabackboi16 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Yes it damn well does.

    Submitted by tippmannevo87 on Dec 3, 10 at 1:09am
  • Blanca took the words out of my mouth

    Submitted by mjbailey60 on Nov 22, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Nope... Maybe a bit of a sexual deviant... Good times...

    Submitted by Fhquall on Apr 21, 11 at 1:40am
  • no but one blow job and enjoying it does

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:24am
  • It only took one bj to convince me I am G A Y.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 22, 10 at 1:20pm
  • Oh yes it does lol

    Submitted by britney09 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:02am
  • Blanca and rick Scott are spot on

    Submitted by glennmck2012 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:20pm
  • It's not really I suck a guy dick that was because my gf dared me. Now she is dating him

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 21, 10 at 10:59am
  • Yes, yes it does.

    Submitted by lilsweetie99 on Dec 4, 11 at 12:45am
  • Wtf Tampa. Way to represent you f aggot

    Submitted by itsayoshikigoal on Dec 2, 10 at 12:17pm
  • A dick in your mouth is a dick in your butt, you are u definitely not straight, I would say your bi.

    Submitted by fred222 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:09am
  • Figuratively speaking.... Haha a pun figuratively does not have a high school english because talking in the double negative is wrong thus concluding that it was a dude and you are wrong

    Submitted by bangersandmash41 on Nov 21, 10 at 4:13pm
    • Yeahhhh...because people who post on TFLN are known for being grammatically correct and would NEVER be caught dead using a double negative.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Important question is a guy paying a guy to suck his dick for 15$ gayer than the one being payed to suck a guys dick.

    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Jan 21, 13 at 2:24pm
  • could've just been a typo though... i do that all the time, drunk and not lol hit the 'n' too soon... and t9 would've probably fixed the second word, so then there'd be two 'n's haha\n\nconfusing...

    Submitted by amby2014mazz on Nov 24, 10 at 3:26pm
  • It just doesn't make you straight.

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 27, 10 at 5:24pm
  • You can drive a truck your whole life and the old truck drivers won't call you a truck driver, but suck one little dick and you're a dick sucker forever! Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 10:14am
  • Yes yes it does

    Submitted by audiblysilent on Nov 23, 14 at 9:13pm