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  • Submitted by meattastic on Nov 21, 10 at 9:45am

    Yes. Yes it does.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 21, 10 at 6:58pm

    No it makes u a Cowboys fan

  • Submitted by blanca1 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:11am

    You could be a bridge builder your whole life, but once you suck a dick, you will always be known as a cock sucker.

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Nov 21, 10 at 9:59am

    Eric Cartman?

  • Submitted by Mr_birds on Nov 21, 10 at 9:47am

    Well, that depends. Did you spit or swallow?

  • Submitted by freeminded on Nov 21, 10 at 10:18am

    Depends on which role you had I guess ;)

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 3:21pm

      Haha, you're right!

  • Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 1:35pm

    I cannot understand how this turned into a 28 comment diatribe. clearly it was experimenting, which we all agree is completely ok and don't determine sexual orientation

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 22, 10 at 12:19am

      Points for using diatribe...but the experimenting thing is widely accepted as NOT ok between guys. Double standard, okay I'll give you that; however, I have to side with the "That's fucked up" side of the argument this time.

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        Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 13, 11 at 12:54am

        and ill have to call you a hypocritical prick for it

  • Submitted by edh64pilot on Nov 22, 10 at 2:51am

    Whether you're the pitcher or the catcher, you still play for the same team.

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      Submitted by DavidWnC on May 4, 12 at 6:34am

      For the pitcher, any hole can be the goal.

  • Submitted by wittykitie on Nov 21, 10 at 1:52pm

    Only if you got hard while giving bj. Besides, what's wrong with being g a y?

  • Submitted by ozzly1456 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:57pm

    One blowjob. Giving or receiving. Spit or swallow? Haha. Giving at all kinda does. Swallowing, absolutely. Spitting, maybe not. Receiving, less so. Hell, a bj is a bj. Lol. And some say that guys give better head anyway purely because guys know what guys like! Lol

  • Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Nov 21, 10 at 1:09pm

    That's rather similar to what my ex-boyfriend said. Take a guess as to why he's now my ex-boyfriend rather than my boyfriend... :/\n\nBe wary of men in denial, ladies.

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      Submitted by DavidWnC on May 4, 12 at 8:39am

      he's my boyfriend now....no more denial.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 21, 10 at 11:15am

    Awkward...

  • Submitted by naty045 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:59am

    No it just makes u really really confused!!!!!

  • Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 9:51am

    At first I thought this was a guy, saying that getting one blow job from a guy doesn't mean he's not straight, but reading it over I think it makes more sense that it was a chick, trying to say that giving one guy a blow job "doesn't not" make her a lesbian.

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Nov 21, 10 at 11:34am

      How do you come to that conclusion? It is worded perfectly to say that a guy blew another guy and he thinks he's not a homo.

      • 60 59
        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 11:43am

        It WOULD be worded perfectly were it not for the word "doesn." It completely depends on whether the person meant to say "does" or "doesn't."

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          Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 13, 11 at 12:56am

          or they had a typo in which case every one else is right

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      Submitted by TMedStud on Nov 21, 10 at 12:34pm

      Or...now bear with me, the extra "n" was a typo.

      • 63 60
        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 1:01pm

        Or...leaving out the 't was a mistake. To each their own.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 3:18pm

          I think you're right, Figuratively. Makes more sense coming from a girl.

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            Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 6:20pm

            Thank you said8ED.

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            Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 22, 10 at 11:13pm

            normally I would agree, but I think if they were drunk enough to make the mistake of a double negative, they wouldn't be able to use a double negative to express what they wanted to say to begin with. Plus 'she' would've said 'doesn't make me not g@y' instead... wait... why are we arguing about the possible meanings of someone's drunk ramblings like it's a prophesy?

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              Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 9:44am

              Because nobody knows what the hell a prophesy is...prophecy on the other hand...ok I'm just busting you balls/tits with the grammar nazi thing, I actually agree.

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      Submitted by homotoker on Nov 24, 10 at 2:03pm

      I feel like if this was a girl she would use the L word as opposed to the G word. Sidenote: what the hell is with this sites terms of service? As a homo, I think I should have the right to use whatever terms I want to label my demographic.

  • Submitted by blossom25 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:15pm

    What's with all the homophobes on this site?!?

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    Submitted by gti_13 on Nov 21, 10 at 9:46am

    Whatever you have tell yourself.

    • 70 69
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:19am

      ..as long as your comfortable, I guess!

  • Submitted by cleo_473 on Nov 21, 10 at 10:04am

    Figuratively, your explanation for it being a chick makes no sense, lol. It's obviously a guy.

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      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:07am

      Makes sense to me. In the text the person says "doesn not." The n could be a mistake or they could have meant to say "doesn't." If they meant "doesn't," it could easily be a girl.

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      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:13am

      Makes sense to me. In the text, the person says "doesn not." The extra n could be a mistake, or the person could have been trying to say, "doesn't not." If that is the case, it could easily have been a girl.

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      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 10:17am

      Really don't know why it said it didn't post the first time. My bad.

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    Submitted by ivioo on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28am

    double negative? but definitely a double standard when it comes to experimenting between girls and guys lol

  • 89 71
    Submitted by wits on Nov 21, 10 at 9:50am

    lol The hardest step is admit it to yourself buddy!

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    Submitted by hollabackboi16 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:32pm

    Dude I've totally been there...watch out its a slippery slope.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 21, 10 at 5:04pm

    Someone is tryin to be on the downlow

  • 89 84
    Submitted by mingz on Nov 21, 10 at 8:37pm

    Haha I've come to find that while there are a few good texts now and then, the real gold is in the comments. You guys are awesome. Keep it up.

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 21, 10 at 12:55pm

    Sucking one dick does, however, make you a cocksucker.

  • Submitted by Waterborne on Nov 21, 10 at 10:48am

    Yes, I had to read it twice as well... Figuratively has this right...

  • 85 92
    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Nov 21, 10 at 10:11am

    Figuratively has this right

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 22, 10 at 1:20pm

    It only took one bj to convince me I am G A Y.

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    Submitted by mjo on Nov 22, 10 at 7:28am

    Anyone arguing that sender is a girl is an idiot. Ask yourself what the most logical answer is: someone's texting in double negatives OR it's a simple typo with a superfluous N tacked onto the word does. Obviously sender is a guy. Of course, if sender is a girl then all you guys don't have to worry about your own experimenting meaning you not aren't not straight....

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    Submitted by Pat_McCrotch on Nov 21, 10 at 1:14pm

    Yeah it does!

  • 66 63
    Submitted by ho40252 on Nov 23, 10 at 9:35am

    Suck one cock and they call you a cock sucker.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by vulcandweller on Nov 27, 10 at 6:53pm

    No, it just makes you horny.

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    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 21, 10 at 5:38pm

    I'm sorry but I'm siding with the people that think this is a girl

    • 66 76
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:22am

      You're sharp, H8torade.

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Nov 22, 10 at 9:56pm

    Psych!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by hollabackboi16 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:49pm

    Dude I've totally been there....be careful its a slippery slope.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by britney09 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:02am

    Oh yes it does lol

  • 68 78
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 21, 10 at 11:35pm

    Either way it makes you bi.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by jleaf11 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:26am

    Yes it does

  • 64 75
    Submitted by cheyenneisRAD on Nov 22, 10 at 7:37am

    Only if you high fived and or fist bumped after.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by championgoober on Nov 21, 10 at 6:19pm

    Classic!!

  • Submitted by ThatOneGuy7 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:14pm

    Yes it does. And why the fuck do u have to be in my area code?

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    Submitted by mjbailey60 on Nov 22, 10 at 9:18pm

    Blanca took the words out of my mouth

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Johnson86 on Nov 22, 10 at 8:35am

    What's wrong being g a y!

  • 71 92
    Submitted by karate1974 on Nov 22, 10 at 3:04am

    Getting one....NO giving one.... YES

  • 65 80
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Nov 22, 10 at 3:02am

    Well, it certainly poses the question . . .

  • 39 38
    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 6:59pm

    Tony Romo is a homo

  • 61 82
    Submitted by colan08 on Nov 22, 10 at 2:00pm

    Okay, fuck that extra "n", I think it is safe to say their mind was thinking, "doesn't" but their fingers typed "doesn not." I feel this is a dude, and either way...slight homo or at the very least bi-curious. "Not that there's anything wrong with it."

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    Submitted by kayrenee2011 on Dec 12, 10 at 9:17pm

    no homo?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by glennmck2012 on Nov 21, 10 at 12:20pm

    Blanca and rick Scott are spot on

  • 50 71
    Submitted by tippmannevo87 on Dec 3, 10 at 1:09am

    Yes it damn well does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:24am

    no but one blow job and enjoying it does

  • Submitted by fred222 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:09am

    A dick in your mouth is a dick in your butt, you are u definitely not straight, I would say your bi.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 27, 10 at 5:24pm

    It just doesn't make you straight.

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Jan 21, 13 at 2:24pm

    Important question is a guy paying a guy to suck his dick for 15$ gayer than the one being payed to suck a guys dick.

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    Submitted by lilsweetie99 on Dec 4, 11 at 12:45am

    Yes, yes it does.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Fhquall on Apr 21, 11 at 1:40am

    Nope... Maybe a bit of a sexual deviant... Good times...

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    Submitted by amby2014mazz on Nov 24, 10 at 3:26pm

    could've just been a typo though... i do that all the time, drunk and not lol hit the 'n' too soon... and t9 would've probably fixed the second word, so then there'd be two 'n's haha\n\nconfusing...

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    Submitted by bangersandmash41 on Nov 21, 10 at 4:13pm

    Figuratively speaking.... Haha a pun figuratively does not have a high school english because talking in the double negative is wrong thus concluding that it was a dude and you are wrong

    • 58 76
      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 21, 10 at 6:18pm

      Yeahhhh...because people who post on TFLN are known for being grammatically correct and would NEVER be caught dead using a double negative.

      • 64 67
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:24am

        That doesn't never happen.

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    Submitted by hahahaBitch on Dec 10, 10 at 1:03am

    Yea it does

  • Submitted by itsayoshikigoal on Dec 2, 10 at 12:17pm

    Wtf Tampa. Way to represent you f aggot

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 21, 10 at 10:59am

    It's not really I suck a guy dick that was because my gf dared me. Now she is dating him

    • 54 66
      Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 9:23pm

      This is the best reply on this entire website...

      • 56 66
        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 3:26am

        Rick, you're a twisted SOB. I like that.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 10:14am

    You can drive a truck your whole life and the old truck drivers won't call you a truck driver, but suck one little dick and you're a dick sucker forever! Fired.