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  • Submitted by thatoneguysd on Mar 26, 10 at 11:02am

    you could always pretend you are going to be in a play and the two of you were going to "run lines"....just an idea

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 26, 10 at 11:12am

      A play called, Blow, starring Johnny Depp...=)

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        Submitted by DFree on Mar 27, 10 at 4:15am

        With Kate Moss as the understudy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous6942 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:36am

    I see an intervention in your future..

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    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 26, 10 at 11:56am

    At least your mom knows what a loser fuck you are, so her expectations will be much lower.

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    Submitted by durty on Mar 26, 10 at 3:08pm

    is it too early to stop doing lines?

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    Submitted by stunt5150 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:00pm

    I don't understand all the negativity. You guys are stupid, you should honestly stop exercising your freedom of speech because you sound like retard. Big deal he does coke. Funny text!

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    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 1:26am

    That depends quite a lot on whether you think she'd buy it.

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    Submitted by leelu on Mar 26, 10 at 11:08am

    this is frickin hilarious!!

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 26, 10 at 10:43am

    and the weather today, snow flurries, up your nose..

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    Submitted by missitaliaxo34 on Mar 27, 10 at 2:21am

    ur on a great track dumbass

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 26, 10 at 11:58am

    A moronic error to make

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    Submitted by sdmanbearpig on Apr 28, 11 at 1:27pm

    Haha classic!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 10:24am

    Sure! "just kidding Mom!" ha ha ha

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    Submitted by suplydfresh on Mar 26, 10 at 4:18pm

    That suuuuuuucks.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by soph2906 on Apr 20, 10 at 5:29pm

    i honestly honestly honestly love this so much...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 28, 10 at 1:20am

    do you, just know when to say when

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    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Mar 26, 10 at 4:13pm

    Lol faaaiilll

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    Submitted by jsilly on Mar 27, 10 at 12:14pm

    You could always tell her you were drunk when you sed that. If that's any better

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    Submitted by pissfoam on Mar 27, 10 at 12:29pm

    I guess drugs really do make you stupid

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    Submitted by jltc on Jul 6, 11 at 9:34am

    I'm afraid not web March 31 is going to cut it on that one.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 7:38am

    828? Nobody does coke in Boone

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      Submitted by Anna4312 on Sep 14, 10 at 9:17pm

      More places have the 828 area code than just Boone...

    • 51 66
      Submitted by drummmmer on Sep 22, 10 at 3:31am

      hahaha your wrong.

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    Submitted by dwheaty on Mar 26, 10 at 12:15pm

    Ya your stupid

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 1:33pm

    Burn!!