She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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This text is fucking gross. Mcdouble with mayo? Fuckin nasty
Dude: That was not mayo!!!!!!!
You're doing it all wrong. McDoubles with MAC SAUCE. It's a Lil' Mac.
This is true. Good stuff.
Yeah, if you want to be shackled to a skanky whore forever...
I hope the mayo was on the mcdouble not the handjob
Lol don't diss on her, all a guy really wants is sex, a funny/outgoing personality, and the occasional sammich. This chick obv hits all catagory.
she gave you a handjob with mayo? what?
She must have been a fat chick!!! Lol
She didn't wanna work hard. Getting head in this situation would have made it forever! <3
That kind of love is hard to find.
Sounds like a keeper.
Repost!!!!! I've read one very similar to this
This brings back good memories...
No. No she didn't.
Thats a huge bitch.
Is she a NcHooker?
You mean McHooker? FAIL
Mmmm double fatty. No bueno.
I like your style jetsjetsjets
beat ya FIRST what now bitch
McDoobs are bad enough by themselves, but with MAYO?!