She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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This text is fucking gross. Mcdouble with mayo? Fuckin nasty
Dude: That was not mayo!!!!!!!
You're doing it all wrong. McDoubles with MAC SAUCE. It's a Lil' Mac.
This is true. Good stuff.
Yeah, if you want to be shackled to a skanky whore forever...
I hope the mayo was on the mcdouble not the handjob
Lol don't diss on her, all a guy really wants is sex, a funny/outgoing personality, and the occasional sammich. This chick obv hits all catagory.
she gave you a handjob with mayo? what?
She must have been a fat chick!!! Lol
Thats a huge bitch.
No. No she didn't.
That kind of love is hard to find.
Repost!!!!! I've read one very similar to this
She didn't wanna work hard. Getting head in this situation would have made it forever! <3
Sounds like a keeper.
This brings back good memories...
I like your style jetsjetsjets
Is she a NcHooker?
You mean McHooker? FAIL
Mmmm double fatty. No bueno.
beat ya FIRST what now bitch
McDoobs are bad enough by themselves, but with MAYO?!