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  • Submitted by GusFowler on Apr 13, 10 at 1:55am

    This is a dick move, though totally excusable considering how sick the lineup is.

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    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 13, 10 at 4:10am

    This is why it is so hard to trust most women.

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    Submitted by DaOven on Apr 13, 10 at 10:27am

    Wow, we need to rid the world of people like you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:15pm

    Anyone who says that this is messed up hasn't seen the lineup

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    Submitted by bside on Apr 13, 10 at 2:26am

    I envy this girl for her brains.

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    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 13, 10 at 5:57am

    hahah that's amazing!

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    Submitted by eatme on Apr 13, 10 at 3:09pm

    I'll take coachella tix plzzz

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    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:10am

    What a dumb cunt

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:27am

    That and chlamydia.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 12:55am

    Typical slut. She sums it up for all the woman and their gold digging ways.

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    Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 13, 10 at 3:08am

    SO wrong!! but it came out hilarious

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    Submitted by TitsMagee88 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    Coachella is so worth it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 4:17am

    On my way to coachella....do it and ill see you there!!! Hahahahahha lol

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    Submitted by Turducken on Apr 13, 10 at 4:30pm

    Keep it classy Monterey.

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:39am

    It sold out, but good luck if you find a ticket! I'll be there! AH! I leave tomorrow!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:56am

    at least u get money

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    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Apr 14, 10 at 8:53am

    That's such a good idea!!

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    Submitted by ktjenkins on Apr 13, 10 at 7:09pm

    Smart

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    Submitted by qotsa1123 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:51am

    haha gusfowler's right. see you there!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:39pm

    i wanna go but dont live in cali =(

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    Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Apr 14, 10 at 9:45pm

    A moment of Coachella vs a lifetime responsibility. Coachella is TOTALLY not worth it. good luck Red Shirt Guy.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 14, 10 at 10:01pm

      I think the implication is that she'd be lying about the pregnancy.

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Apr 14, 10 at 11:22am

    God, it's shizz' like this that makes me wish I had a vagina...

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    Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 3, 10 at 3:42am

    And what if he says "let's keep it" I would die laughing!

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    Submitted by glamisfool on Apr 14, 10 at 9:05pm

    I live 20 mins away. Were gunna do a line and try to jump the fence

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:50am

    Thts low ..if u really wantd to go u shud hav saved up th money . Coz of grls like u guys can't trust othr grls...like me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:39pm

    That's a pretty creative way 2b a Ho but i'ld have more respect 4bitches on the corner. Manipulitive slut-bag.

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 13, 10 at 2:10am

    WTF is coachella?

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 2:40am

      It's a music festival. Has about two or three bands worth paying money for, even.

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        Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:38am

        2 or 3 bands? Wow, open up your ears and listen to some music, Coachella is amazing.

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          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 12:52pm

          Oh, there's a bunch I wouldn't object to, but paying money for requires me to actually like them, not just find them unobjectionable.

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      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 13, 10 at 2:41am

      A massive concert festival in California

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Apr 13, 10 at 8:03pm

    won tickets on the radio. =] see you there bitches

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    Submitted by on3smartcooki3 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:48pm

    effin brilliant!

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    Submitted by inv on Apr 13, 10 at 3:32pm

    Smart, but pretty fucked up.

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    Submitted by tacoturtle on Apr 13, 10 at 8:50am

    Brilliant.

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    Submitted by RachelDenise on Apr 13, 10 at 8:45am

    This is AMAZING. do it girl!

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    Submitted by abeezy on Dec 8, 10 at 2:06am

    thats wassup Santa Cruz.

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    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 13, 10 at 4:47am

    Hahahaha

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    Submitted by Not_Dan_Troxell on Aug 3, 11 at 2:48pm

    "If the reason is sketch, write them a check." This motto works equally well for addicts AND whores. Whose gonna take a check that says "For yanking out my crotch fruit" in the memo anywhere but the clinic?

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    Submitted by SKiiD on Apr 13, 10 at 1:55am

    First.