I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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This is a dick move, though totally excusable considering how sick the lineup is.
Anyone who says that this is messed up hasn't seen the lineup
Wow, we need to rid the world of people like you
I'll take coachella tix plzzz
What a dumb cunt
This is why it is so hard to trust most women.
I envy this girl for her brains.
Typical slut. She sums it up for all the woman and their gold digging ways.
On my way to coachella....do it and ill see you there!!! Hahahahahha lol
hahah that's amazing!
I live 20 mins away. Were gunna do a line and try to jump the fence
It sold out, but good luck if you find a ticket! I'll be there! AH! I leave tomorrow!
That and chlamydia.
at least u get money
That's such a good idea!!
SO wrong!! but it came out hilarious
Keep it classy Monterey.
i wanna go but dont live in cali =(
haha gusfowler's right. see you there!
WTF is coachella?
It's a music festival. Has about two or three bands worth paying money for, even.
2 or 3 bands? Wow, open up your ears and listen to some music, Coachella is amazing.
Oh, there's a bunch I wouldn't object to, but paying money for requires me to actually like them, not just find them unobjectionable.
A massive concert festival in California
won tickets on the radio. =] see you there bitches
A moment of Coachella vs a lifetime responsibility. Coachella is TOTALLY not worth it. good luck Red Shirt Guy.
I think the implication is that she'd be lying about the pregnancy.
God, it's shizz' like this that makes me wish I had a vagina...
Coachella is so worth it
That's a pretty creative way 2b a Ho but i'ld have more respect 4bitches on the corner. Manipulitive slut-bag.
Thts low ..if u really wantd to go u shud hav saved up th money . Coz of grls like u guys can't trust othr grls...like me
And what if he says "let's keep it" I would die laughing!
This is AMAZING. do it girl!
thats wassup Santa Cruz.
Smart, but pretty fucked up.
"If the reason is sketch, write them a check." This motto works equally well for addicts AND whores. Whose gonna take a check that says "For yanking out my crotch fruit" in the memo anywhere but the clinic?