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  • Submitted by rider8511 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:08am

    Everybody is all worried about the environment, yet not one goddamn thing has been said about the workers who died.

  • Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 5, 10 at 7:17pm

    We placed vents to pump hot water so that the hole doesn't get clogged with ice crystals.....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!\n\n\nActually no, that's not funny. At all.

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 6, 10 at 3:22pm

    You know what the really pathetic thing is? Oil IS an organic chemical, IS made by natural processes, and IS released into the environment on its own at times anyway. We just happen to be good enough at fucking stuff up to make it bad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 8:02pm

    Represent Mississippi

  • Submitted by brittanyb on Jun 5, 10 at 11:05pm

    This makes me proud to live in Mississippi!!!

  • Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:44pm

    I love Mississippi.... Never shoulda let halliburton cement your casing... That's what she said.... Hilarious

  • Submitted by bonaparte on Jun 6, 10 at 12:10pm

    Or how about: "It exploded and eleven people died." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." Too soon, methinks.

  • Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 6, 10 at 10:29am

    @rider8511\nI noticed that too\nI guess in the grand scheme of things people are more concerned about what could happen to their wallets than what JUST happened to eleven families.

  • Submitted by Samia on Jun 6, 10 at 12:39am

    CAAF: Lmfao, I think it is

  • Submitted by jacqgoff on Jun 6, 10 at 12:22pm

    We know one of the 11 who died. He left behind a small child and a pregnant wife. This is NOT funny. At. All.

  • Submitted by xxhoneybee on Jun 6, 10 at 9:38am

    Thank God, I moved out of Mississippi.

  • Submitted by bonaparte on Jun 6, 10 at 12:06pm this how your game works?\n\n"The diamond-tipped saw sliced through massive device, shearing off the tip of the equipment, but so much darkly-colored liquid spewed out of the gaping hole that I could hardly see what was happening!" \n\n"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" \n\n...sounds horrific to me.

  • Submitted by promotional on Jun 5, 10 at 7:16pm

    Haha. First

  • Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:48pm

    Yea one of the guys was from philapdelphia ms right up the road... I work derricks on a land rig and this text was a joke not to be all misconstrewed so stop trying to be all serious and negative and take the text for what it is A JOKE

  • Submitted by desunn73 on Jun 5, 10 at 8:59pm

    Well at least some good (?) is coming out of it...

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:36pm

    Hey pooperscooper, that's not exactly financially plausible for everybody.

  • Submitted by hollaaturboy on Jun 5, 10 at 11:53pm


  • Submitted by pooperscooper on Jun 5, 10 at 7:24pm

    Maybe instead of sitting on your lazy selfish ass and getting drunk you should go out there and HELP with the situation

  • Submitted by drunknotenough on Jun 5, 10 at 8:14pm

    Most expensive and dangerous game ever

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    Submitted by rentard on Jun 8, 10 at 5:01am

    It is what it is folks. Does the person slander the families no. The government and oil companies have on a epic proportion failed this situation. Don't take offense for calling a spade a spade.

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jun 5, 10 at 8:37pm

    A disaster of that scale CANNOT be a "good night." No matter how drunk you get.

  • Submitted by ryanlebuff on Jun 5, 10 at 7:52pm

    That's funny!!!

  • Submitted by CAAF on Jun 5, 10 at 11:36pm

    Is this Allen01-06 posting this tfln?

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 6, 10 at 1:03pm

    The government could not give less of a shit about the men who parished. They just want this disaster to even further advance their environmental/ global warming, we're all gonna die bullshit. Increasing government control is all that matters to them.