omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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um or the best alarm clock ever?
What chick doesn't like being fingered? I hope I never date you.
Don't see what's awkward about this wake-up call. Unless it was your Dad.
shoulda been with his mouth....
I'd be cool with that
WTF are you complaining about??? I'm a girl, and this would NOT bother me.
HES A KEEPER! a guy that the first thing on his mind in the morning is pleasuring you. DAMN ur lucky
Next time he should take off his wristwatch.
Well it might be awkward if she couldn't remember him from last night.
I would love waking up to getting fingered
oh trust me, you definitely be bad at fingering. if he was then I can see why the OP would feel awkward.
Best way to start the day
And what exactly is the problem with this?
I want one of those.!!
BEST ALARM CLOCK EVER!!!!!
I fail to see why this is a problem.
That sounds fucking beautiful.
Then tell me wat does
I'll be your alarm clock soccer girl
Thebatman, what are you talking about?
You are a pig. Why would you talk about something so degrading? Do you ever have sex with someone that matters?
Girl! U don't realize how lucky u r!! Every girl wish a man wud wake up and want to pleasure his girl!! Duuuh!!! (unless it was ur dad! That's just sick)
Bitches be demanding
read: OMG REALLY he FUCKING fingered me! as opposed to: OMG REALLY he fingered me
That would only be awkward if he was bad, and I'm not sure you can be bad at fingering.
Yes, yes you can. Some boys seem to believe that 'fingering' involves nothing more than repetitively shoving their fingers up your vag. That doesn't feel good, boys.
Yeah.. I've been fingered badly.. get some lessons.