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  • Submitted by xosoccergirl on Mar 13, 11 at 2:30pm

    um or the best alarm clock ever?

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Mar 13, 11 at 1:47pm

    What chick doesn't like being fingered? I hope I never date you.

  • Submitted by imdown on Mar 13, 11 at 4:02pm

    Don't see what's awkward about this wake-up call. Unless it was your Dad.

  • Submitted by andthelion on Mar 13, 11 at 10:40pm

    shoulda been with his mouth....

  • Submitted by Anuri on Mar 13, 11 at 2:36pm

    I'd be cool with that

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 13, 11 at 8:17pm

    WTF are you complaining about??? I'm a girl, and this would NOT bother me.

  • Submitted by nonnahs4321 on Mar 13, 11 at 10:29pm

    HES A KEEPER! a guy that the first thing on his mind in the morning is pleasuring you. DAMN ur lucky

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 13, 11 at 2:59pm

    Next time he should take off his wristwatch.

  • Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 13, 11 at 9:05pm

    Well it might be awkward if she couldn't remember him from last night.

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    Submitted by kathy1152 on Mar 19, 11 at 1:24am

    You a

  • Submitted by neonturtle on Mar 14, 11 at 6:13am

    I would love waking up to getting fingered

  • Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 13, 11 at 4:55pm

    oh trust me, you definitely be bad at fingering. if he was then I can see why the OP would feel awkward.

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    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Mar 13, 11 at 8:57pm

    Best way to start the day

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    Submitted by alybabee on Mar 15, 11 at 12:51am

    And what exactly is the problem with this?

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    Submitted by guttagutta on Mar 14, 11 at 12:34am

    I want one of those.!!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 14, 11 at 8:02am

    I fail to see why this is a problem.

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    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 14, 11 at 9:03am


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    Submitted by tunechi on Mar 16, 11 at 11:03pm

    Then tell me wat does

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    Submitted by superbassman on Mar 13, 11 at 7:42pm

    I'll be your alarm clock soccer girl

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    Submitted by kathy1152 on Mar 19, 11 at 1:26am

    You are a pig. Why would you talk about something so degrading? Do you ever have sex with someone that matters?

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jun 25, 12 at 10:13am

    That sounds fucking beautiful.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 14, 11 at 4:03am

    Thebatman, what are you talking about?

  • Submitted by Skye33 on Mar 20, 11 at 10:11am

    Girl! U don't realize how lucky u r!! Every girl wish a man wud wake up and want to pleasure his girl!! Duuuh!!! (unless it was ur dad! That's just sick)

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 14, 11 at 12:51am

    read: OMG REALLY he FUCKING fingered me! as opposed to: OMG REALLY he fingered me

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    Submitted by  on Jul 16, 12 at 9:06pm

    Bitches be demanding

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 13, 11 at 3:36pm

    That would only be awkward if he was bad, and I'm not sure you can be bad at fingering.

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Mar 14, 11 at 12:52pm

      Yes, yes you can. Some boys seem to believe that 'fingering' involves nothing more than repetitively shoving their fingers up your vag. That doesn't feel good, boys.

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        Submitted by girlingreen on Mar 22, 11 at 12:19am

        Yeah.. I've been fingered badly.. get some lessons.