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  • Submitted by pey0te on Oct 7, 10 at 9:52am

    Don't think he would be any better... Didn't he have a full-fledged beard?

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 7, 10 at 2:02pm

    Jesus wants nothing to do with this.

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 7, 10 at 2:17pm

    Girls with mustaches have more testosterone, so they wanna fuck more. They like that rough shit, it's really a loop paradox. As long as they wax it, fuck it.

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    Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 7, 10 at 9:42am

    Maybe he likes the tickle!

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    Submitted by royaltea on Oct 11, 10 at 7:25am

    You need Jesus...to appear in thin air so that your dick goes limp at the sight of him?

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    Submitted by keelysiobhan on Oct 8, 10 at 8:54am

    We're definitely not all "fugly" granola potheads... Just reppin 503...

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    Submitted by hempaddiction on Oct 8, 10 at 1:55pm

    Yehh were def not pot heads at all.... -_-

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    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 8, 10 at 12:27am

    I love Valkyrie! Hilarious!

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    Submitted by texterrday on Oct 10, 10 at 10:09am

    Mustache ride.

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    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Oct 7, 10 at 2:17pm

    Oh Oregon, why do your texts always have to be about all the fuglys that live here? It's a shame.

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    Submitted by Authoress on Oct 7, 10 at 10:09am

    Yay Salem! ...I guess?