I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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STOP SUBMITTING THESE TEXTS, DAD
for fuck sake stop listing the things that have been inside you
What she's trying to say is.. "Bitch, I'm better than you. Suck it."
Mail order husband for a drunk cat lady? Thought those came from morocco.
Wow a Brazilian? That sounds like alot