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  • Submitted by yourallstupid on Sep 15, 12 at 3:51pm

    .....leading to the new phrase: once you go black, you go deaf

  • Submitted by AkSamwise on Sep 15, 12 at 3:29pm

    Aural Sex: You're doing it right.

  • Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 15, 12 at 4:16pm

    what's that? I cunt hear you, I must have an ear infuction

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Sep 15, 12 at 5:34pm

      Twat's that?

      • Submitted by GutterBalls on Sep 15, 12 at 9:56pm

        Bare ass me again so I can finger it out!

        • 69 85
          Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 16, 12 at 6:46pm

          yeah yeah, I was lazy and didn't feel like fighting with autocorrect that much.

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    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 15, 12 at 10:10pm

    If you stayed away from glory holes things like this wouldn't happen.

  • Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 15, 12 at 6:46pm

    Sounds cocky

  • 90 82
    Submitted by rjervas on Sep 15, 12 at 3:45pm

    Ull be able to hear him cum!

  • 87 81
    Submitted by s330j679 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:13pm

    Maybe they have a dick in their ear, and cant hear you.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by potatar on Sep 15, 12 at 11:35pm

    He was just trying to spit some game in your ear.

  • 82 82
    Submitted by front2back on Sep 15, 12 at 6:59pm

    She heard him coming...

  • 76 76
    Submitted by sagus on Sep 17, 12 at 2:40pm

    I bet you heard him cumming

  • 87 99
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Sep 15, 12 at 3:41pm

    What's that? I didn't hear you.

  • 82 96
    Submitted by boodah47 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:25pm

    He tried to put it in your mouth but you turned you head!

  • Submitted by smileyouwon85 on Sep 15, 12 at 4:53pm

    His dick had something important to say to you!

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:44pm

    natural ear wax removal-complete with liquid

  • 76 88
    Submitted by marinebio2014 on Sep 18, 12 at 12:46am

    That's from a family guy episode

  • 73 83
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Sep 16, 12 at 8:13am

    He was just practicing safe sex Family Guy style.

  • Submitted by goldie1046 on Sep 15, 12 at 4:33pm

    This reminds me of an episode of family guy.

  • 73 89
    Submitted by ChelseaAlana22 on Sep 16, 12 at 5:31am

    *too. Lol

  • Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Sep 15, 12 at 5:38pm

    His dick must be tiny

  • 68 99
    Submitted by smumoi on Sep 15, 12 at 11:41pm

    Come again?