What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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.....leading to the new phrase: once you go black, you go deaf
Aural Sex: You're doing it right.
what's that? I cunt hear you, I must have an ear infuction
Bare ass me again so I can finger it out!
yeah yeah, I was lazy and didn't feel like fighting with autocorrect that much.
If you stayed away from glory holes things like this wouldn't happen.
He was just trying to spit some game in your ear.
She heard him coming...
Maybe they have a dick in their ear, and cant hear you.
Ull be able to hear him cum!
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I bet you heard him cumming
He was just practicing safe sex Family Guy style.
That's from a family guy episode
His dick had something important to say to you!
What's that? I didn't hear you.
He tried to put it in your mouth but you turned you head!
Turned you head?
This reminds me of an episode of family guy.
His dick must be tiny