yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Ignorant. Schizophrenia isn't the same as dissociative identity disorder. Schizophrenics don't have "multiple personalities". Sheesh.
I like this. It's like there's a female version of me running around. Nice (correct) catch.
woah i was about to say the same thing. like i could forgive calling it by its old name (multiple personality disorder)but this one was just wrong.\n\nfunny but wrong.
haha i was about to say the same. i literally rolled my eyes after i read this...i hate when people confuse schizophrenia with dissociative identity disorder.
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Exactly, so irritating.
I mean Schizophrenia doesn't have the multiple personalities yes, but it was still really funny. Hooray psychology majors!
btowngirl has it right. Schizophrenia involves either hearing voices, statue-like behavior, psychosis, paranoia, or delusions.
That has nothing to do with having multiple personalites
Correct or not, it's funny.
Ok I had the exact same reaction and I thought the guy was a total dumbass. But I've gotta admit that even though it wasn't accurate, it still made me laugh.
Schizophrenia: Delusions and hallucinations\nDissociative Identity Disorder: "multiple personalities"...\ntake a psych class please...
Why can't people just laugh and move on instead of being a freakin buzzkill and ruining it for everyone else? I get more annoyed with people trying to correct the texts than with the actual texts themselves.
Why the hell does everyone take these literally? It's funny, relax
i think it being wrong makes it funny.
wrong disorder dumbass...
Wrong disorder, OP.
Really people, do you have nothing better to do with your vast psych knowledge than "correct" strangers on a random web app meant for entertainment? Get a life
Thanks mom. Go back to the kitchen.
So would that be an eightsome?
Idiot. Agreed with everyone else. Schizophrenia is way different than personality disorders.
And you're an idiot as well, since dissociative identity disorder is not a personality disorder.
F-ing lame. People are so stupid.
Foryou: ass's not asses.
Funny anyways, if you don't like it, don't take the time to comment.
Who's more pathetic? The person that doesn't know what a schizo is, or the person who bothers explaining it on tfln? I'm going with the explainers, ur not smart because u took a psych class, get over yourselves.
Alright it's obviously wrong but what makes this text the best is that I now know all the psychology majors that couldn't get jobs after college spend their days correcting tfln.
lol! Wooooww... a bunch of losers who drink and fuck strangers think anyone whose ever seen television, internet or gone to high school for a single day is pathetic. I've never been to a psychology class... why would I need to? Did you also know that the sky is occasionally blue?
you don't have to be a psych major to know the difference between different personality disorders. they happen in the real world outside of psych class. But I'm sure you lead a very successful life as a lawn gnome.\n\n\nDont understand the reply below me at all.
I'm pretty sure we have a better than than you knuckle-dragging heineken-inhaling brahs.
To all the little children reading tfln: Ecstacy is whack. It turns your brain into swiss cheese.
once you pop, the fun dont stop
Hey everybody I think people understand by the 19th comment you're pretentious. Was it wrong? Yes we all know that obviously. Are the 20 people with a PHD is Psychology after that more annoying? I think so
This is from basic freshman year. And yet people STILL don't get it. I won't be suprised if they still don't get it after the 20+ comments about how wrong this text is.
Don't worry man, there's actually only 3 people commenting. The thing is that their 7 personalities all have an account on tfln and thus different nicknames. ;)
Hahahaha, gutsout made me lol.
you dont have to take any psychology course to know this.
Lmfao stantheman has nasty ass comments, but they are quite amusing.
actually, if the schizophrenic has delusions of grandeur it could be said that they have 2 personalities. But probably not 7. And the guy that replied to the OP is still wrong.
Also love the over use of the word ignorant
It would have been more funny to be somewhat accurate- like, I'd do her and her paranoia or something along those lines. Sigh. Stigma.
or "i'd do her even when she's catatonic"
"I'd hit it so hard the voices in her head would be screaming my name."
This is funny. Psychiatry isn't a real science anyhow.
No more Dianetics for you...
LMAO Fuck yeah…
So what if it doesn't mean you have multiple personalities. It still made me laugh. :)
this is an extremely stupid text. just saying. Are you talking about anyone in particular??? cuz if you are you should say who you are talking about. fuck you.
She might seem normal at first, but putting your dick in her is like the key to unlocking all of the crazy.
Oh omaha, how I love it here. \nThe txt is funny. Get over it.\n\nBesides, severe dissociative symptoms can present in most psychosis -brinking disorders.\n\nA couple spectrum disorders of schizophrenia are in the class 1 personality disorders. \n\nThe wonderful thing is that a lot of you get off calling others stupid, when there's always information out there you haven't crammed in yet. It's not that you're not telling the truth, it's that maybe you should cover your asses a little
Ur fucking a mentally challenged/unstable girl
Multiple personality disorder is different fucktard. \nThis girl is the one who says your balls taste like yellow.
who cares about the correct fucking medical term. all you think ur so fuckin smart cuz u can point out all the mistakes in peoples' texts. seriously, get a life
Who the fuck gives a shit about the actual definition? God you people are so fucking anal retentive that you feel the need to correct a TFLN. Get a life and stop spending so much time trying to make people think you are smart. Most likely you aren't and most importantly nobody gives a flying fuck.
Face value this is some funny shit, for the people who actually work in the mental health field, we know what's up.
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I think that because he's so ignorant makes it even funnier. :D
schizophrenic you idiot not multiple personality disorder
wrong disorder dumbass
This is actually incorrect, she would need disassociative personality disorder to have 7 personalities, for those who care about psychology
Was gonna same the same as "blowngirl" damn kids these days.
I cant believe this. you are so IGNORANT.
Your suppose to laugh at the fact that it's wrong not play the Carrie correct it game
Hahahahaha, I don't care that it's wrong, this is one of the funniest texts of all time!
That's dissociative identity disorder, not schizophrenia