He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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Wait...was this about two guys?!
I know, right? Two GUYS having sex!?!? With EACH OTHER!?!? OMG I had no idea that was a thing!!!! \n\n...fucking idiot.
actually I think it was two girls leaving and the guard was being over protected of this man candy
Too bad he turned your insides into soup