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  I want to take my head off and cuddle with it

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  Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole

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• The more I see of this kind of thing, the more I appreciate that my friends are boring.

  Submitted by deezknight on Jan 10, 12 at 9:45am

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Jan 10, 12 at 9:42am

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  • number if times he watched kweer eye for the straight guy and wished he could BE Carson

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 10, 12 at 1:51pm

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  • Number of times, in a day, he watches Extreme Makeover, house edition and masturbates to Ty Pennington

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 10, 12 at 2:03pm

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• Dude, I know this feeling all too well. Had gastro the other day

  Submitted by awesomeian on Jan 11, 12 at 7:40am

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• I've had headaches like this. One ray of sunlight or loud noise from being a migraine.

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 10, 12 at 2:04pm

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• Instead I'd cuddling it, make it hang out with your asshole. Maybe it'll rethink being one.

  Submitted by cpt_obvious on Jan 11, 12 at 3:39am

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