I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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number if times he watched kweer eye for the straight guy and wished he could BE Carson
Number of times, in a day, he watches Extreme Makeover, house edition and masturbates to Ty Pennington
The more I see of this kind of thing, the more I appreciate that my friends are boring.
I've had headaches like this. One ray of sunlight or loud noise from being a migraine.
Dude, I know this feeling all too well. Had gastro the other day
Instead I'd cuddling it, make it hang out with your asshole. Maybe it'll rethink being one.