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  • Or you can grow up all by yourself and be a big boy

    Submitted by hooah33 on May 13, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Being aware that you have a problem is the first step. Congrats.

    Submitted by whiteknave on May 13, 10 at 5:01pm
  • They smell different. Put 'em juicy turds up your nose and take a good whiff. It's the coke that fries your brain cells and kills your nose. Fucktard.

    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:34am
  • Let's see... \nBad night because got so drunk you shat the floor. \nGood night because it finally caused you to admit that you have a problem. \nBad night in that you have to quit drinking. \nGood night in that doing so will improve your life.\n\nI guess the only way to determine if it's a good or bad night is how serious you'll be about changing your life for the better after you've woken up tomorrow.

    Submitted by stillhungover on May 13, 10 at 5:45pm
    • Where did it say the shit was on the floor? Could easily have been outside.

      Submitted by skootles on May 13, 10 at 7:28pm
  • You need rehab.

    Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Sigh...poor dog with a drunken idiot for a companion

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:07am
  • Shat not shitted lol

    Submitted by wackyjoker on May 13, 10 at 7:21pm
  • That's awesome. I love this txt.

    Submitted by profhopkins on May 13, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Wait, u shitted on the floor?!

    Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Actually, it's "shit" on the floor.

    Submitted by sunburnbaby on May 13, 10 at 7:57pm
  • ... What?

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 4:18pm