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  • 76 32
    Submitted by whiteknave on May 13, 10 at 5:01pm
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    Being aware that you have a problem is the first step. Congrats.

  • 67 42
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 13, 10 at 4:34pm
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    Or you can grow up all by yourself and be a big boy

  • 43 25
    Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 4:54pm
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    You need rehab.

  • 38 30
    Submitted by wackyjoker on May 13, 10 at 7:21pm
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    Shat not shitted lol

  • 39 34
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:34am
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    They smell different. Put 'em juicy turds up your nose and take a good whiff. It's the coke that fries your brain cells and kills your nose. Fucktard.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by stillhungover on May 13, 10 at 5:45pm
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    Let's see... \nBad night because got so drunk you shat the floor. \nGood night because it finally caused you to admit that you have a problem. \nBad night in that you have to quit drinking. \nGood night in that doing so will improve your life.\n\nI guess the only way to determine if it's a good or bad night is how serious you'll be about changing your life for the better after you've woken up tomorrow.

    • 45 22
      Submitted by skootles on May 13, 10 at 7:28pm
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      Where did it say the shit was on the floor? Could easily have been outside.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 4:25pm
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    Wait, u shitted on the floor?!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by sunburnbaby on May 13, 10 at 7:57pm
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    Actually, it's "shit" on the floor.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by profhopkins on May 13, 10 at 4:41pm
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    That's awesome. I love this txt.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 13, 10 at 4:18pm
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    ... What?

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:07am
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    Sigh...poor dog with a drunken idiot for a companion