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  • 78 74
    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Aug 11, 12 at 2:02pm

    So beer is the fountain of youth? I knew I was doing something right

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Smirnoff on Aug 12, 12 at 4:41am

    Droppin bottles...

  • 62 79
    Submitted by melissalovely on Aug 11, 12 at 2:40pm


  • 64 97
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 11, 12 at 4:57pm

    Why stop there? You can drink yourself back to being a toddler if you drink till you lose bladder and bowel control. :-P Then you'll be sitting there in your Depends drinking out of a Solo cup.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by kittymuchlike on Aug 12, 12 at 12:25am

    I'll take mine in a sippy... Can't get called for alcohol abuse! Sippy=no spills!