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  • I'm still a virgin if he was less than 5 inches, right ?

    Submitted by surfersblood on May 4, 12 at 7:32pm
  • Sounds like you've never had sex on ecstasy..

    Submitted by bumblefuck on May 4, 12 at 2:26pm
  • Sounds like your book is going to make a good stocking stuffer...can't wait to pick up a couple for my nephews!

    Submitted by Problywasme on May 4, 12 at 11:58am
  • @bumblefuck: I lost my virginity while on ecstasy and it was seriously so bad. I just laid there waiting for it to be over while thinking about how bad I needed to do my laundry.

    Submitted by haileybumblebees on May 4, 12 at 10:11pm
  • This idea is fanfuckingtastic

    Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on May 4, 12 at 5:18pm