We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I instantly regret reading these comments. Everyone should take a big step back and literally fuck their own face. TFLN is a happy place which means NO fuckin politics. Take that shit somewhere else where people actually care about your ridiculous conspiracy theories.
How in any way is this OP political?
Whoever said Obama should be killed is fucking insane. You all need to have some damn respect for our president. He was given the biggest responsibility in America and he's obviously doing the best he can. He's not out to fucking sabotage the country so get the fuck over yourselves. WOULD LOVE to see you get up there and do his job.
I wouldn't say he is 'sabotaging' the country, but is he is degrading it in the hope to get more power, though I do not believe that he is the first to do so. He is just the most successful. He doesn't care what has to happen to America so that the power can shift into his/his party's hands.
Obama has done a terrible job as president on many levels, and this is from someone who voted for him. That said I agree that anyone dumb enough to say he should be killed is an ignorant SOB and should go to jail (yes, just saying that is a felony people)
Ummm, why is this such a double standard? When President Bush was in office, people left and right were bashing him and making similar threats against him, but no one batted an eyelash because it was in fashion. Just because he promises great things doesn't mean he's a great (or even good) president. All presidents are subject to intense scrutiny and criticism. Just settle down.
I thought this was about LOST? Seriously? We're talking politics on TFLN? LOL Everyone's an expert. Geez.
The amount of ingorance about something that no one is involved in is depressing at best
What the hell is wrong with the people who use this site? What a bunch of assholes.
These comments remind me why I chose to leave the US.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand WTF this text means? Can someone clue me in?
I don't get it either!!!
Delusional boyfriends are a blast!
I don't get this text?
Do you guys really think that you're going to convince anyone that your theory is correct by debating on tfln? The simple fact that you're debating politics on tfln of all places drastically reduces your credibility. So all you political experts, go have this pointless debate elsewhere!
damn you must be ugly or bad at kissing.. that's the worst attempted out ive ever heard
Obama has succeeded in taking power from the people and transferring it to the federal government, all the while putting us in even more debt. What part of that makes him a good president?
Not defending Obama at all but replace Obama with Bush and that statement is just as true.
That's was a stupid Obama comment
How the fuck does this text have to do with political bullshit?! And you guys are fuckin dumb.. Just agree to disagree.
WTF? How did this turn into a politics discussion?
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.\nThomas Jefferson \n\nThis one is for you B, you sir are a moron. Please educate yourself about the history of our country and the people who founded it. Our founding fathers loathed a powerful government. They warned us about letting the government gain to much power. If Thomas Jefferson was here, he would have impeached Obama already, and Bush and Clinton for that matter!
Hope you enjoy a visit from the secret service. You'll be easy to find by IP or iPhone serial #
Why are you so afraid of the government? Your founding fathers didn't like big government because they were uncomfortable with "taxation without representation". I think the representation works pretty well now. The US economy is crap because your government wasn't strong enough to regulate the banking system. It's not Obama's fault. Socialism (and Obama is not a socialist) is not totalitarianism. It works pretty well in Europe. High taxes, but free tuition and healthcare.
Anything is a huge improvement over your last two presidents. The war mongers they were/are. Obama isn't half bad.
Yeah cause if we had just said "world peace" over and over and over, all the problems in Somolia and Kosovo and Afghanistan would have just melted away! Pacifism is a delusion.
So you really believe the war in Iraq was waged to instill PEACE?? Yeah, because they definitely had a shitload of WMDs there.. then how come NO ONE COULD FIND ANY?!
Wow lotta posts on this thread I'm not gonna touch on politics but I believe the text was about aliens... Don't know I this has been posted before lotta posts...
Definitely not a felony, threats of force aret felonies unless the perp has the immediate apparent ability to carry out the threat, at which point it converts into an assault, and then becomes a felony.
Hey product, in what way is he one of the greatest presidents? You people do realize what tyranny is and that only evil people would want to take power from the people right? Learn about our founding fathers and their warnings, please educate yourselves. And if you think Thomas Jefferson and Washington would like Obama because he is "progressive" then get your head out of your liberal college's ass and do your own research!
I find that comparing the US government to tyranny is slighty disrespectful, considering the fact that a lot of countries right now are in the grip of a totalitarian/dictatorial system. It might not be the kind of administration you wanted, but take a quick trip to North Korea and you'll realize that Obama is certainly not a tyran.
Taking a trip to North Korea will in fact open your eyes to the realization that we are, indeed, turning ourselves into their type of government. They have already been through what we have, so they know the warning signs of a falling government. They will tell you that we are, in fact, soon to be a socialism/tot./dict. government.
You think this is tyranny? ROFL. You're using a computer, ass hole. If you don't like it, then fucking leave. =) Because I for one feel DAMNED lucky to live here.
I don't give a shit about Obama or any other lying sack of shit politician. I don't see how he has anything to do with this quote. Could somebody clarify what this means, without being a mouth for some political view?
Ok, I'll clear up some confusion lol I'm pretttttty sure this text also serves as an incredibly dumb pick up line to get the girl to have sex with him, meaning her cooch is the ship, his skeet is the people. Get it?
Ok the dude is stupid
I thought he was calling her an alien
Hahah! Yeah Obama sucks.... But what the hell does Obama have to do with this text? I seriously think this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here!!
That's what it takes to get the job done after the ridiculous anal fuck we got from Bush. Duh. Or would you like to go back in time and see how long your asshole bleeds?
you can say that you think he should be killed and thats not a felony.
what does this even have to do with politics? take ur obama banter to CNN or fox news keep it of TFLN
Okay everyone hating on Obama is retarded. You people do realize that he took power from the people for a pretty damn good reason. People were getting greedy and acting childish so he decided to treeat Americans like the immature children they want to act like and he put everyone in a political time out until people can learn to play nice with their fellow citizens. And on another note why the fuck are you all debating politics on tfln? There are other places for political debate. Go there.
It's people like you that will eventually turn us into the dark hole that is Socialism. Look it up. You won't like it.
If obama is one of the greatest presidents then why did he need to lie to get in office.
George Bush cheating his way into office was fine though. Right?
Your all a bunch of idiots for letting this app get tr best of you enjoy the texts and shut the f%}k up
Haha I was the one who said the first Obama comment. Just did it to see a big fight escalate. Don't really belive that. Nice though