Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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don't blame the alcohol for your poor self control. they are ex's for a reason.
Haha fucking owned
The toothpaste was probably a hint for you wash your mouth because he had your blacked out ass licking his all night.
It was pretty stupid of the ex to leave her humiliated in his place for hours. There is serious payback potential there.
how did she find out is was toothpaste is my question
smelled it. cum and toothpaste are pretty discernible by sniffing
texture? mint smell?
That's exactly what I asked her.... as I posted this on TFLN. so happy she doesn't look at this sight. lol
Now you know what a used piece of toilet paper thrown on the floor feels like.
Did u taste it to see if it was toothpaste???wtf
At least your teeth are cleaner!
If it was visine, you could have been an angry pirate.
Blind marlin anyone?