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  • Dick

    Submitted by johnson34 on May 5, 10 at 2:06pm
  • This isn't even close to funny. Who moderates this shit?

    Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on May 5, 10 at 3:17pm
    • A wise man once wrote, "I like my babies like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

      Submitted by FistedSister on May 10, 10 at 9:44am
  • Who the FUCK voted this as good night?

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 6, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Who would vote this as a good thing?!?! Seriously! What a douchebag!

    Submitted by jenpearce on May 5, 10 at 2:22pm
  • Fuck you. This is fucked up. The only reason You dropped her is because you're motor neurons are fucked up cus u were dropped yourself. Dropping someone elses child who had enough trust to let you. Fuck you. I hope you are dropped on your fucking head and get your neck broken and die. Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 5:50pm
    • Calm down, crazy.

      Submitted by yeaaaah on May 5, 10 at 9:16pm
      • actually im with anon on this one how would you feel if some drunk/high dumbass dropped you on your head? you wouldn't even be able to post on tfln

        Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 1:02am
    • Why do you assume it was someone else's kid?

      Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 2:51am
  • Who texts like this? This is a great comment, but I have a hard time believing someone texts like this.

    Submitted by yousirareanass on May 5, 10 at 2:20pm
  • thats so fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 7, 10 at 1:31am
  • Emo ragezzz\n\nGrow up people

    Submitted by pirogoeth on May 5, 10 at 7:04pm
  • 3:10 if he was wasted he shouldn't have picked it up...

    Submitted by merlana on May 6, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Wow. Wow. If you really dropped a baby on its head you shud be kicked in the throat...twice. And to send out a text like dropping a baby isn't a big deal...you should check yourself into a mental institution you stupid a$$.

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 6, 10 at 1:10pm
  • what an ass

    Submitted by mylove on May 5, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Beyond not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 1:34am
  • Now all you have to do is hope that TFLN is still alive ten years down the line, so that you can show this to her.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 5, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Wow ur gunna kill it b4 it had a chance to live

    Submitted by zombiezshot on May 5, 10 at 3:34pm
  • You guys need to chill out. I like in 954 and I know my school is doing some crap where kids have to take care of a fake baby doll type thing.. think before you flip. most people who text that shit are retarded...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 12:50am
  • I submit this text as evidence that mods are morons who have no idea what a funny text is.

    Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 1:04am
  • Wow first dude glad you are so happy about the baby getting hurt sick fuck

    Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 5, 10 at 5:08pm
  • That's what I call child abuse

    Submitted by tycoon184 on May 9, 10 at 8:38pm
  • Your are a fucking retard

    Submitted by minihoodehoo on May 5, 10 at 11:11pm
  • OMG! Britney Spears, is that YOU????

    Submitted by zak197 on May 5, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Runs in the family I'm surr

    Submitted by kerr182 on May 5, 10 at 5:16pm
  • this is hilarious. and it makes me want to look up some dead baby jokes

    Submitted by east on May 5, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Chill the fuck out... Have any of you dumbasses thought that people post these for the helluvit and that they embellish more than half the time???

    Submitted by growncowboy64 on May 6, 10 at 6:02am
  • First!!!

    Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 5, 10 at 2:08pm
  • *kicked one. Dammit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:40pm
  • it's sad I know who this is... poor baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Alright, everyone calm down. It's a funny text, not funny what happened, but very funny text.

    Submitted by Kerileigh53_Keri on May 6, 10 at 12:49pm
  • quit hatin on this nig he made a mistake. babies are heavy and he he was probally wasted

    Submitted by 4chadillac2 on May 6, 10 at 3:10am
  • I really hope your not a parent... Although, dead babies are sweeeettt

    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 5, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Calm down, people! Calm down! It was a Chinese baby. Prenty o those fuckers left :) oh! I just kicked into traffic. Shame. Could have grown up to be a top dry-cleaner...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:39pm
    • Okay, that was funny. Though, I hope to God that really didn't happen, and if it did I hope the baby was taken to a doctor and that the parent is going to AA meetings.

      Submitted by TalyaMarie on May 10, 10 at 7:28am
  • Bitch who the fuck drops a kid?!?!????!!!!!!!

    Submitted by leelee1221 on May 6, 10 at 2:14pm
  • You should have your ass beat

    Submitted by TouCH on May 7, 10 at 3:12am
  • Everyone loves a dead baby!!!! Dead fetus for life!

    Submitted by communistcanada on May 5, 10 at 4:07pm
  • It'll be just like you.. The Cycle of Dumbass.

    Submitted by razzle on May 5, 10 at 9:47pm
  • More first than that guy!!!

    Submitted by JTGrogan on May 5, 10 at 2:21pm