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(720): View more from Colorado

I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january

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(585): View more from New York

I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(513): View more from Ohio

wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

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how could i say no?

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(516): View more from New York

It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.

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