Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Mother of God, this is awesome.
Drunk in public isn't a legitimate charge, easy to beat.
That wasn't the party, sir. That was the drunk tank. Common misconception. I'm sure you had a great time either way.
This is superbad-ish
yet another reason Canada kicks ass.
That is the shit!
Did 10:01 mean dumb fuck? I'd say that's a case of "Takes one to know one"
For the sake of humanity, I hope this text was real.
Cocksucking internet gods and their spam
I'm a military police officer and I would probally do that to lmfao
lol only in toronto :p
I miss Toronto cops since leaving for Halifax. Only in Toronto will a police officer ask you to put out your joint while you teach them how the physics of skateboarding works.
10:43, I see where you got your "insult", but this isn't the second grade.
11:44, was your comment supposed to be a "burn" because it was not better than 10:43. Just a friendly FYI,
Ur a liar or u one desperate bitch that whored herself out.
Ha I Woulda asked that cop to chill at the party ha
Wish I could do that
By party do you mean the big house?
This is baller
You mean public intoxication bumb fuck.