we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
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i dont belive this for a second
just made me laugh loud enough that all the people in my office think i'm nuts.
knox county's a class place (;
wut a bitch for throwing her bf under the bus and making him take the rap
you should have greeted the aunt. bad girl
K-town is the classiest place on Earth!!! I love it!
Hahahahahahahahaha well there could've been worse consequences.
I'm almost proud that this is how Knoxville will be remembered.
oak ridge too assholes.
OMG way to go Knoxville! This is why I love the town I live in...
a lot of families have a 'not under my roof' policy regardless of age. Id prob have done the same thing. prob saved him a hell of a lot of bother too
If I was the aunt, I would respect the girl less for not owning up to the sex. Damn
this is fucking hilarious...literal lols were had.
You are clearly not old enough to be having sex then, if that is how you handled the situation.
fuck you. you're fake
Hahaha, this is cute, I laughed as well.
i agree ... that is priceless
if its your aunt why didnt you let him sneak out and you be like so..i like to masterbate?
This is the funniest text I've ever read. I couldn't stop laughing! The mental picture was hilarous!
oh yeah, it also includes eight counties surrounding knoxville. more or less, knoxville.
f.y.i everyone that said somethin about knoxville...its not the only place in the state with that area code!
This is from a movie. Nice try
That's from a movie