I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Chill, children. Chill
Dear Soviet Russia...Thought you'd want to know, I enjoy your comments more than the actual texts!
Lucky /napolean dynamite
Think of the children!
Fake. Just saying.
In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!
1:56 how much grammar and correct spelling do you use in a txt?(text)
Wow 1:53 way to fail on spelling, grammer, and ability to make sense. Stupid fuck.
Thank you thank you. This one is for the fans... In soviet Russia e-mail uses blowtorch to wake you up!
this is legit, totally real. I saw the email and the blowtorch
All these comments crack me up lol
Great way to ruin a funny text, everyone. Good job......stupid fucks.
Lol! Soviet Russia :)
SO MUCH ANGER! EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
3:06 = lol!
I am in the USA but was born in the soviet Russia. So that gives me the power to use the term. So as I said earlier in soviet Russia I am first.
In soviet Russia I am first.
This is the first "first" text that actually made me laugh.
In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!
In democratic USA we us blow torch to fuck soveit Russians in the ass
I'm in soviet Russia, thought you'd want to know
Blowtorch = big fucking black jackhammer dildo. Thought you'd want to know.
So "Thought you should know" is the new "please come get me?" When are mods going to learn people don't actually send those in texts and they are only sent in by pathetic human beings who have nothing better to do than send in fake submissions because they know the mods will accept it no matter what?
There fun but cheaper at homedepot then online
Wow 1:56 I'm shocked you can spell grammar, exactly how does Russian cock taste? Stupid fuck