I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Chill, children. Chill
Think of the children!
Dear Soviet Russia...Thought you'd want to know, I enjoy your comments more than the actual texts!
Lucky /napolean dynamite
1:56 how much grammar and correct spelling do you use in a txt?(text)
Thank you thank you. This one is for the fans... In soviet Russia e-mail uses blowtorch to wake you up!
Wow 1:53 way to fail on spelling, grammer, and ability to make sense. Stupid fuck.
In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!
Fake. Just saying.
this is legit, totally real. I saw the email and the blowtorch
All these comments crack me up lol
Great way to ruin a funny text, everyone. Good job......stupid fucks.
I am in the USA but was born in the soviet Russia. So that gives me the power to use the term. So as I said earlier in soviet Russia I am first.
3:06 = lol!
In democratic USA we us blow torch to fuck soveit Russians in the ass
SO MUCH ANGER! EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Lol! Soviet Russia :)
In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!
In soviet Russia I am first.
This is the first "first" text that actually made me laugh.
Blowtorch = big fucking black jackhammer dildo. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm in soviet Russia, thought you'd want to know
There fun but cheaper at homedepot then online
So "Thought you should know" is the new "please come get me?" When are mods going to learn people don't actually send those in texts and they are only sent in by pathetic human beings who have nothing better to do than send in fake submissions because they know the mods will accept it no matter what?
Wow 1:56 I'm shocked you can spell grammar, exactly how does Russian cock taste? Stupid fuck