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  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:42pm

    Dear Soviet Russia...Thought you'd want to know, I enjoy your comments more than the actual texts!

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:41pm

    Longhorns, bitches!

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:31pm

    Fake. Just saying.

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:25am

    Not funny

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:12pm

    Chill, children. Chill

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:05pm

    1:56 how much grammar and correct spelling do you use in a txt?(text)

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:50pm

    All these comments crack me up lol

  • 89 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:12pm

    Think of the children!

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:38am

    Lucky /napolean dynamite

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:44pm

    Thank you thank you. This one is for the fans... In soviet Russia e-mail uses blowtorch to wake you up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:43pm

    In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 3:49pm

    In Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:08pm

    SO MUCH ANGER! EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:18pm

    3:06 = lol!

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:14pm

    Great way to ruin a funny text, everyone. Good job......stupid fucks.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by DevinJordan on Sep 24, 10 at 11:38am

    this is legit, totally real. I saw the email and the blowtorch

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:25pm

    Lol! Soviet Russia :)

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24pm

    CUNT!

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:56pm

    Wow 1:53 way to fail on spelling, grammer, and ability to make sense. Stupid fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:32pm

    I'm in soviet Russia, thought you'd want to know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:42pm

    In soviet Russia blowtorch buy you!

  • 71 98
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 31, 10 at 1:25pm

    So "Thought you should know" is the new "please come get me?" When are mods going to learn people don't actually send those in texts and they are only sent in by pathetic human beings who have nothing better to do than send in fake submissions because they know the mods will accept it no matter what?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:36pm

    I am in the USA but was born in the soviet Russia. So that gives me the power to use the term. So as I said earlier in soviet Russia I am first.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:06pm

    Blowtorch = big fucking black jackhammer dildo. Thought you'd want to know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24pm

    In soviet Russia I am first.

    • 67 82
      Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 3:46pm

      This is the first "first" text that actually made me laugh.

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:07pm

    There fun but cheaper at homedepot then online

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:53pm

    In democratic USA we us blow torch to fuck soveit Russians in the ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:03pm

    Wow 1:56 I'm shocked you can spell grammar, exactly how does Russian cock taste? Stupid fuck