I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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That's fucking awesome and nasty at the same time.
I eat pizza. I also drink a lot of beer, I'm a little overweight, and I also probably fucked your sister--the one in high school. Twice.
uhh im kinda confused as to how this is considered gross... im not fat personally & ive ASKED the delivery people if they have extra pizza and would probably pay for it if they did. pizzas just good... why do you assume this persons fat?
fat people inject butter instead of heroin
Same thing happened to me in Cancun. I was on the bus, headed back to my hotel after a hard night of clubbing/drinking when a dominos pizza guy riding a scooter drove by the bus and sold me a pizza he had left over while the bus was in motion.
I've done that for Lou Malnatis pizzas. $5 for an individual, so worth it. You cannot pass that deal up.
...but the transition and delivery guy were both pretty shady.
You haven't had a fat person drug-deal experience until you've snorted pizza.
fat chick ahead of me at the deli this morninig orders bacon egg and cheese on a buttered roll with extra bacon! LOL She should have wrapped it in a pizza!
i am 5 foot 7 and weight 115 pounds and i eat pizza on a daily basis...soooo :) nice try.
ugh, I wish I had your life.
Also, props to 3:39 on the Bill & Ted reference.
im assuming you eat pizza, 2:55?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K
This had to be multiple text messages.
I've been approached by pizza people like this before in Denver
i fuckin deliver for papa johns, taking free pizza to the bar or a party when i get off is like getting wasted for free. THE ULTIMATE EXCHANGE!!!!!
8.08 you clearly don't know the kind of fat people we're talking about.
only fat people eat pizza. if you eat pzza, you are fat.
I love how right now the bad nights on this one is at zero.
srsly how does anyone not like pizza?
this sounds like a BG night...
I know who this was..hahahaha
Have you ever noticed that no good of a story that starts off at the Circle K?
haha 3:33 ftw... (the first one)
I actually don't know any fat people who eat pizza- they all diet and eat better than my skinny friends and I!