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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:33pm

    I eat pizza. I also drink a lot of beer, I'm a little overweight, and I also probably fucked your sister--the one in high school. Twice.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 1:56pm

    That's fucking awesome and nasty at the same time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:34pm

    uhh im kinda confused as to how this is considered gross... im not fat personally & ive ASKED the delivery people if they have extra pizza and would probably pay for it if they did. pizzas just good... why do you assume this persons fat?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    Same thing happened to me in Cancun. I was on the bus, headed back to my hotel after a hard night of clubbing/drinking when a dominos pizza guy riding a scooter drove by the bus and sold me a pizza he had left over while the bus was in motion.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 8:11pm

    8.08 you clearly don't know the kind of fat people we're talking about.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:16pm

    I've done that for Lou Malnatis pizzas. $5 for an individual, so worth it. You cannot pass that deal up. ...but the transition and delivery guy were both pretty shady.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:33pm

    im assuming you eat pizza, 2:55?

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:13pm

    fat people inject butter instead of heroin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:51am

    ugh, I wish I had your life. Also, props to 3:39 on the Bill & Ted reference.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:55am

    You haven't had a fat person drug-deal experience until you've snorted pizza.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    fat chick ahead of me at the deli this morninig orders bacon egg and cheese on a buttered roll with extra bacon! LOL She should have wrapped it in a pizza!

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:00am

    5:20... ftw. seriously.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:44pm

    i fuckin deliver for papa johns, taking free pizza to the bar or a party when i get off is like getting wasted for free. THE ULTIMATE EXCHANGE!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:56pm

    I've been approached by pizza people like this before in Denver

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:00pm

    I love how right now the bad nights on this one is at zero.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:09pm

    i am 5 foot 7 and weight 115 pounds and i eat pizza on a daily basis...soooo :) nice try.

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    Submitted by whittlesome5348 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:47pm

    This had to be multiple text messages.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:55pm

    only fat people eat pizza. if you eat pzza, you are fat.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:50pm

    this sounds like a BG night...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:34pm

    haha 3:33 ftw... (the first one)

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:22pm

    Have you ever noticed that no good of a story that starts off at the Circle K?

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:46am

    srsly how does anyone not like pizza?

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 10 at 2:00am

    I know who this was..hahahaha

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 8:08pm

    I actually don't know any fat people who eat pizza- they all diet and eat better than my skinny friends and I!