I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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That's fucking awesome and nasty at the same time.
I eat pizza. I also drink a lot of beer, I'm a little overweight, and I also probably fucked your sister--the one in high school. Twice.
uhh im kinda confused as to how this is considered gross... im not fat personally & ive ASKED the delivery people if they have extra pizza and would probably pay for it if they did. pizzas just good... why do you assume this persons fat?
Same thing happened to me in Cancun. I was on the bus, headed back to my hotel after a hard night of clubbing/drinking when a dominos pizza guy riding a scooter drove by the bus and sold me a pizza he had left over while the bus was in motion.
I've done that for Lou Malnatis pizzas. $5 for an individual, so worth it. You cannot pass that deal up.
...but the transition and delivery guy were both pretty shady.
fat people inject butter instead of heroin
You haven't had a fat person drug-deal experience until you've snorted pizza.
This had to be multiple text messages.
i fuckin deliver for papa johns, taking free pizza to the bar or a party when i get off is like getting wasted for free. THE ULTIMATE EXCHANGE!!!!!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K
im assuming you eat pizza, 2:55?
I've been approached by pizza people like this before in Denver
i am 5 foot 7 and weight 115 pounds and i eat pizza on a daily basis...soooo :) nice try.
fat chick ahead of me at the deli this morninig orders bacon egg and cheese on a buttered roll with extra bacon! LOL She should have wrapped it in a pizza!
ugh, I wish I had your life.
Also, props to 3:39 on the Bill & Ted reference.
I know who this was..hahahaha
only fat people eat pizza. if you eat pzza, you are fat.
8.08 you clearly don't know the kind of fat people we're talking about.
I love how right now the bad nights on this one is at zero.
srsly how does anyone not like pizza?
this sounds like a BG night...
haha 3:33 ftw... (the first one)
Have you ever noticed that no good of a story that starts off at the Circle K?
I actually don't know any fat people who eat pizza- they all diet and eat better than my skinny friends and I!