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  • 87 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:40pm

    And he'll be back to prison again for poisoning drinks.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:57pm

    In a lot of states convicted felons cannot have liquor licenses. So I am not convinced of the truth of this text

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:47am

    hahaha, guarantee this one is from Davenport, IA!!! Everyone in Davenport, IA has been locked up some time in his/her life! Trust me, I just moved outta Davenport, for the reason everyone is outta treir fucking mind!!!

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    Back from prison with an enlarged anus!

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:56pm

    Nice. Nothing like a convicted felon serving rufie coladas!

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    Tiger Woods is God!!!

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:56pm

    Bummer prison isn't spelled correctly

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    Second :) scary text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:34pm

    2:47AM: like, omg!!!!!! LIKE OMG! trust ME. you're retarded. not everyone has been to jail. dport isn't as horrible as he's making it seem. don't let him gain your negative attention that he's craving.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    There's nothing like the sacred bond between man and his bartender.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm

    yeah definately davenport....i just moved from there as well...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:46pm

    amusez-vous pourrir en enfer, chiennes qui traduisent cette