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  • Nice. Nothing like a convicted felon serving rufie coladas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:56pm
  • In a lot of states convicted felons cannot have liquor licenses. So I am not convinced of the truth of this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Bummer prison isn't spelled correctly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Tiger Woods is God!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:44pm
  • And he'll be back to prison again for poisoning drinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:40pm
  • hahaha, guarantee this one is from Davenport, IA!!! Everyone in Davenport, IA has been locked up some time in his/her life! Trust me, I just moved outta Davenport, for the reason everyone is outta treir fucking mind!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:47am
  • Second :) scary text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 2:47AM: like, omg!!!!!! LIKE OMG! trust ME. you're retarded. not everyone has been to jail. dport isn't as horrible as he's making it seem. don't let him gain your negative attention that he's craving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Back from prison with an enlarged anus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:45pm
  • yeah definately davenport....i just moved from there as well...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:12pm
  • There's nothing like the sacred bond between man and his bartender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:39pm
  • amusez-vous pourrir en enfer, chiennes qui traduisent cette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:46pm