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  • one was probably his own

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:02am
  • i'm a virgin and not the slightest bit offended by this... that is rather impressive... i'd like to shake your hand good sir..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:59am
  • So... First means lies? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:06am
  • I totally agree that you doing 2 virgins is just like hitting a home run in Tee Ball! Lol. Plus are you sure they really were virgins?? I didn't know there were any left!?! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Could be a girl...vCard way easier to get then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:05am
  • That is very impressive sir!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:03am
  • impossible is nothing. (insert nike swoosh), definitely should be made into a t-shirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:22am
  • 925 is Pleasanton too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:29am
  • Why is everyone assuming the one who scored the 2 v-cards was a man who took female cards? Score one for the judgmental. No proof yet of the gender of any. Asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34pm
  • do guys like virgins...just curious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:19pm
  • how is this really something to be proud of??? OMG!!!! america truely has no morals left huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:12pm
  • That's what's up in the 925.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46am
  • Respect.

    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 5, 10 at 8:20pm
  • 11:24 its not impossible if they're both fat chicks or horrific ugos or even drunk.Youll find that by lowering your standards so much more is possible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:28am
  • 9:52? Your stupid. (925)? Haha prop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:59am
  • I actually thought the "First" on this thread was spot on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:08am
  • Two virgins? In one night? That's like saying you hit two homeruns in t-ball. Get back to us when you've had a real lay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:38pm
  • ah those acalanes whores representtttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 4:59 - Lil Wayne lyrics ftw xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:40pm
  • I hope that goes up in your trophy case. It'll definitely look good on a resume...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00am
  • First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Yea contra costa. Danville Walnut Creek?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:11pm
  • i was unaware spreading sexual diseases was a game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:17pm
  • they were lieing to you

    Submitted by kelseuh on Mar 20, 10 at 3:58pm
  • Who's to say it wasn't a girl? 10:05 is right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:29pm
  • This shit reminds me of "Kids".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 11:02 lmfao!!!! Good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:53am
  • I had two v-cards in one night too...I'm a girl, and took them from two very willing boys...we all had fun!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:21am
  • Holy shit. Reading this makes me not feel bad about those hoes any more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:01pm
  • 10:31 - you sir are enlightened - sticking your virginal penis up your own virginal ass doesn't count - but its still pretty impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:02am
  • My friend and I are eating carls and we paused to clap for this....well done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Whoever said this was a guy... And fuck yea acalanes whores represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:51pm
  • I can't believe anyone would be so proud. That and I bet they weren't virgins. They lied to you to get laid. Men are so easy to fool, just involve sex and they are goofy horndogs to do your bidding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:51pm
  • My job only issued one v-card, and the connection is really slow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:09am
  • you are a fucking dick head! that is nothing to be proud of. Virginity is important to the decent girls! you don't understand how much you can fuck a girl up that way! hope you rot in hell jackass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:56pm
  • This can happen. I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:07am
  • lol at all the Moral-Majority white knight scrubs in here. Nice work bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Someone who refers to virginity as a 'v-card' actually scored. Impossible IS nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:36am
  • you qualify as a role model.

    Submitted by wtflolbbqsauce on Feb 14, 10 at 10:54am
  • You are the man!, I got 6 in my lifetime but not 2 in one night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:53pm
  • This has gotta get on a tshirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I'm throwing the bull shit flag! 15 yard penalty!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:58pm
  • thats how its done in walnut creek

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Slut! Men can be sluts too, and that is definitely you! Damn cherry picker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:34pm
  • got a mate who got three the first night i met him. Goddamn i love college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:58am
  • LMAO Fucking Excellent. I owe this person a milkshake for this shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:27am
  • you sir, are the fucking man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:56am
  • 11:18 you are fucking twisted bro!! God damn!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:47am
  • That right there sir, deserves to be on a tshirt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am
  • if this is true you are a scumbag.... I hope one of those girls wasn't really a virgin and you get aids from her and DIE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Damn proud. Good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:12am
  • Holy molley That is a sin and you should go to heck for such a volgur statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I get v-cards from retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:59pm
  • I had a foursome with two virgins and a not so virgin. Best hour of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:31am
  • Damn! Who knew you could score so much working daycare?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:19am
  • 1:03 lol sexism is a funny thing lol buy most girls don't call them V-CARDS! So I think that might help out the "who said it" he/she deal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:20am
  • I accomplished this about a month ago

    Submitted by Chupacabra629 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:53am
  • good thought 1:34. I was thinking the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Holy shit.. That's a great goal. I have never even thought of that. Amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18pm
  • He probably boned his two brothers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:11am
  • Goddamn right I'm boned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:12am
  • 11:31AM? you only lasted an hour. i would have expected the entire evening or night from a young buck. haha. (:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:16pm
  • SCORE

    Submitted by fairamar on Oct 6, 10 at 10:34pm
  • The girls lied to you about their virginity

    Submitted by scmenna on May 12, 10 at 8:37am
  • Good job, but bonin' two fatties isn't something to be proud of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:29pm
  • What's up with ppl putting "first" ? What the hell does that mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:53am
  • well i totally 100% believe this. if...one:they were drunk 2:you were a fuckin stud and 3:had a big penis but man you guys and wanting those tight fresh vaginas....i understand but only from the other end of that. kudos to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 8:19 guys love virgin tight pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:32am
  • 2 V Cards, huh? Must have been some future sluts from Bristow...(it's a middle school out there that a few years back had busted a few girls for blowin dudes in the bathroom)

    Submitted by colan08 on Dec 14, 10 at 4:52pm
  • lol i've taken 2 v cards and had a threesome in one night... your turn to bow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Props to whoever guy or girl. And 11:18... Obviously America hasn't taught you how to spell TRULY either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:06pm
  • awesome

    Submitted by merrick_08 on Oct 8, 11 at 1:35pm
  • I once stole 24 v-cards in a day, when I was at a daycare raping the children. I murdered the teachers. They still haven't caught me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:18am