I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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Don't question it, just go with it.
Yeh if they passed out, how do you know they were Aussies? Were they snoring with an accent?
how can anyone pass out if they are doing coke?
doesn't say anything about the two things being connected.
Australian girls are so sexy. And pure freaks in bed
Aussie chicks FTW!!
how do you know they were australian?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OY OY OY.
Secure the coke before you wake the Aussies.
Charles Rutherford think those chicks are fuckin dead cause of ur shitty coke!
could be fake, or he already knew them and knew them to be australian, or he talked to them later, before he sent the text.
I am an Australian chick and no we don't dress like Dundee or drink Foster's. And no there arent kangaroos hopping down the main street of sydney. Do we drink alot? yes... so that explains the passing out... the cocaine? Im sure the aussie girls would have had definately had something to do with its misterious appearance haha
Soo true, at least someone on this post has a brain, and I'm not suprised you're a fellow Aussie chick :)
Don't tell them that, it's so fun convincing americans that we have pet crocodiles and ride in and kangaroo's pouch to work and drop bear.... Ooh the drop bears
dont you guys know all australian people make it very obvious by dressing like crocodile dundee and keeping cans of Fosters and Outback Steakhouse menus on them at all times?
I think you woke up in the wrong house.
209 agreed, I don't know 1 person who has ever drank fosters.. we keep the good beer and send that shit overseas
308 aussie tramp stamp would be the southern cross
Kangaroos are an environmentally friendly form of transport, clearly more sustainable than gm
Considering this is in the 415, you might want to make sure they actually ARE girls and not just two hot looking Australian trannies.
Do you happen to be Jermaine?
Were they passed out on the opposite side of the bed?
You notice more people are concerned about whether the chicks are Australian than the fact there's a GODDAMN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE in his kitchen!!
Yeah FAKE. Coke doens't just sit around. People don't just stop doing it. FAKE
oi oi oi
Would this be considered a "G'day" then? :)
God I hope this is Marin and not Frisco, something would finally be happening around there
U roofied them got jacked up and raped them.
eww there's nothing funny about that.
Every guy's fantasy, but this never happened to the person who posted it. I'm just sayin....
Fuck if they were Aussies.
If there was coke all over your counter, how the hell did they pass out???
Wow, have you been signed to a book deal yet 10:53? Because that is an amazing story
Sounds like a good night!!!
Ah San Francisco - so much to answer for...
you should sex them.
step 1. blow the coke.
step 2. who cares. :)
Srsly? Why do u lie?
Haha yeah right. OP WISHES that happened.
did they DIED?!?!?!?
if the 2 babes were passed out how did he know they were Australian? Either they have an Aussie flag as a tramp stamp or the OP is lying. Hmmmm.....Anyone want to speak for the OP?
fuck off australian chicks are the sexiest by far
this is soo strange, me and my twin sister are australian and we were passed out at this guys house a few weeks ago, we had been drinking coke. He said we could sleep there but he was pretty drunk.. i'm not lying, but this is a strange coincidence
Are you sure it was coke and not fairy dust? We are talking San Fran here..
that spells "coke and sex party" round one if the previous night wasn't remembered round two if it was
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Uh Miranda kerr the VICTORIAS SECRET MODEL is Australian...
haha I don't get why people vote that down
8:37 HA. I agree with everything including the GM quip....witty.
I drank fosters once and I bled my eyes...Shit is baaad. TED's ALL THE WAY
australians are iller than swine flu moyte! sounds like an epic night or a fake one (:
ahhh...dam aussies. It really sounds like you live in whistler because Whis is infested with cokehead australians. And remember kids, always double cap it with an aussie.
I'm Australian, and we wouldn't even think about drinking Fosters, we all know that stuff is shit. We can't even get it here I'm pretty sure. Misconceptions you Americans make up are so stupidly funny seriously haha. Oh, and we can drive cars just fine thank you very much, we're not that primitive.
Did they ride their kangaroos over? Mines parked out the back
Wow. Looks like someone wanted to be in the Hangover part 2. Not real this post is BS.
Coke could be the soda. I doubt it, but we have to think about all the possibilities.
fake thats so fake shit like that doesn't really happen
The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... when you do coke you remember everything, even if you were on the way to blacking out, once you do the coke it "sobers" you up, at least from the effects of alcohol
Faaake...who would leave their coke there like that? Uhh no one, that shits expensive!
someone whos really ripped.
121 clearly they woke up and had Australian accents
3:08 and 4:33 DUH he probably texted this AFTER they woke up. Either that or he found their IDs
Real Australians don't drink Fosters! You can't get it here, nor would you want to!
Either your life eeriely mirrors greasymoose cartoons or this may have elements which are suspect....
How do you know they're Australian?
Such fake bullshit. Loser
9:03 you fucktard, you ruined the whole chant. You unAustralian piece of shit.
No one drinks Fosters in Aus. Only overseas, cause we all know it tastes like shit. I don't think you can even buy it here, all produced in the UK
hahaha yeah, hell the only place I've ever seen a can of fosters was in a souvenear shop with other supposed awesome aussie beers (VB, reshers XXX gold) can't remember the rest but raw tripe
fake as hell...who passes out after doing a bunch of coke, and when is there ever a bunch of coke left just laying around?!
10:53, I'm pretty sure he's talking about the sort of coke you snort, not drink. So no it's not you.
ok one australian chicks are fucking disgusting usually and two: 8:04-"The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... "
exactly. it doesnt fuckin matter so just shut up and get some friends no one cares if its fake or not
Bet you you haven't even met a chick from your own country before, let alone an Aussie.
A "whole bunch of coke"....u must have a whole bunch of money missing cus that's unbeleivably expensive....by the way nobody likes you because this is fake