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  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:02pm

    Australian girls are so sexy. And pure freaks in bed

    • 14 30
      Submitted by Snark on Jan 6, 12 at 8:09am

      Aussie chicks FTW!!

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:28pm

    Yeh if they passed out, how do you know they were Aussies? Were they snoring with an accent?

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:35pm

    how can anyone pass out if they are doing coke?

    • 28 62
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:27am

      doesn't say anything about the two things being connected.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    could be fake, or he already knew them and knew them to be australian, or he talked to them later, before he sent the text.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    dont you guys know all australian people make it very obvious by dressing like crocodile dundee and keeping cans of Fosters and Outback Steakhouse menus on them at all times?

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:01am

    I am an Australian chick and no we don't dress like Dundee or drink Foster's. And no there arent kangaroos hopping down the main street of sydney. Do we drink alot? yes... so that explains the passing out... the cocaine? Im sure the aussie girls would have had definately had something to do with its misterious appearance haha

    • 43 48
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:34am

      Soo true, at least someone on this post has a brain, and I'm not suprised you're a fellow Aussie chick :)

    • 30 38
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:03am

      Don't tell them that, it's so fun convincing americans that we have pet crocodiles and ride in and kangaroo's pouch to work and drop bear.... Ooh the drop bears

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:31pm

    Considering this is in the 415, you might want to make sure they actually ARE girls and not just two hot looking Australian trannies.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:01pm

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

    • 11 18
      Submitted by thisfox on Feb 17, 13 at 6:44pm

      OY OY OY.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:16am

    step 1. blow the coke. step 2. who cares. :)

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:37pm

    209 agreed, I don't know 1 person who has ever drank fosters.. we keep the good beer and send that shit overseas 308 aussie tramp stamp would be the southern cross Kangaroos are an environmentally friendly form of transport, clearly more sustainable than gm

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:02pm

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 49 49
    Submitted by unscathed on Jun 7, 10 at 2:14am

    Love it.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:34am

    Yeah FAKE. Coke doens't just sit around. People don't just stop doing it. FAKE

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:50pm

    Charles Rutherford think those chicks are fuckin dead cause of ur shitty coke!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:25pm

    Sounds like a good night!!!

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    Secure the coke before you wake the Aussies.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:26pm

    Would this be considered a "G'day" then? :)

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:41pm

    Fuck if they were Aussies. If there was coke all over your counter, how the hell did they pass out???

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:53pm

    I think you woke up in the wrong house.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:04am

    fuck off australian chicks are the sexiest by far

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:28pm

    Were they passed out on the opposite side of the bed?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:03am

    Every guy's fantasy, but this never happened to the person who posted it. I'm just sayin....

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    Haha yeah right. OP WISHES that happened.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:56pm

    ahhh...dam aussies. It really sounds like you live in whistler because Whis is infested with cokehead australians. And remember kids, always double cap it with an aussie.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:57pm

    God I hope this is Marin and not Frisco, something would finally be happening around there

  • 31 31
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 12, 11 at 10:12pm

    Don't question it, just go with it.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    that spells "coke and sex party" round one if the previous night wasn't remembered round two if it was

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:34pm

    Do you happen to be Jermaine?

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:35pm

    You notice more people are concerned about whether the chicks are Australian than the fact there's a GODDAMN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE in his kitchen!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:21pm

    how do you know they were australian?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:03pm

    U roofied them got jacked up and raped them. -chuckLe

    • 44 56
      Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 27, 10 at 12:17am

      eww there's nothing funny about that.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:08pm

    if the 2 babes were passed out how did he know they were Australian? Either they have an Aussie flag as a tramp stamp or the OP is lying. Hmmmm.....Anyone want to speak for the OP?

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:53pm

    this is soo strange, me and my twin sister are australian and we were passed out at this guys house a few weeks ago, we had been drinking coke. He said we could sleep there but he was pretty drunk.. i'm not lying, but this is a strange coincidence

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:12am

    did they DIED?!?!?!?

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:29pm

    Ah San Francisco - so much to answer for...

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:08pm

    you should sex them.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:30pm

    Coke could be the soda. I doubt it, but we have to think about all the possibilities.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:05pm

    • I’m not your Buddy / Friend • He’s not your Friend / Guy • I’m not your Guy / Buddy • He’s not your Buddy / Friend • I’m not your Friend / Guy

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:03pm

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm

    No one drinks Fosters in Aus. Only overseas, cause we all know it tastes like shit. I don't think you can even buy it here, all produced in the UK

    • 20 45
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 6:59am

      hahaha yeah, hell the only place I've ever seen a can of fosters was in a souvenear shop with other supposed awesome aussie beers (VB, reshers XXX gold) can't remember the rest but raw tripe

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:47pm

    Either your life eeriely mirrors greasymoose cartoons or this may have elements which are suspect....

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:16pm

    Did they ride their kangaroos over? Mines parked out the back

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:11pm

    Uh Miranda kerr the VICTORIAS SECRET MODEL is Australian...

    • 22 30
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:00am

      haha I don't get why people vote that down

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    3:08 and 4:33 DUH he probably texted this AFTER they woke up. Either that or he found their IDs

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:50am

    fake as hell...who passes out after doing a bunch of coke, and when is there ever a bunch of coke left just laying around?!

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    1:44 Real Australians don't drink Fosters! You can't get it here, nor would you want to!

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:40pm

    fake thats so fake shit like that doesn't really happen

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    Wow, have you been signed to a book deal yet 10:53? Because that is an amazing story

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:32am

    Srsly? Why do u lie?

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:12pm

    121 clearly they woke up and had Australian accents

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    How do you know they're Australian?

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:46pm

    australians are iller than swine flu moyte! sounds like an epic night or a fake one (:

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:03pm

    8:37 HA. I agree with everything including the GM quip....witty. I drank fosters once and I bled my eyes...Shit is baaad. TED's ALL THE WAY

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:45pm

    Such fake bullshit. Loser

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:43pm

    Are you sure it was coke and not fairy dust? We are talking San Fran here..

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:59am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?

  • 36 64
    Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:31am

    I'm Australian, and we wouldn't even think about drinking Fosters, we all know that stuff is shit. We can't even get it here I'm pretty sure. Misconceptions you Americans make up are so stupidly funny seriously haha. Oh, and we can drive cars just fine thank you very much, we're not that primitive.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:45am

    Wow. Looks like someone wanted to be in the Hangover part 2. Not real this post is BS.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:04am

    The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... when you do coke you remember everything, even if you were on the way to blacking out, once you do the coke it "sobers" you up, at least from the effects of alcohol

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:04pm

    9:03 you fucktard, you ruined the whole chant. You unAustralian piece of shit.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:57pm

    Faaake...who would leave their coke there like that? Uhh no one, that shits expensive!

    • 51 88
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:28am

      someone whos really ripped.

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    A "whole bunch of coke"....u must have a whole bunch of money missing cus that's unbeleivably expensive....by the way nobody likes you because this is fake

  • 39 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:33pm

    ok one australian chicks are fucking disgusting usually and two: 8:04-"The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... " exactly. it doesnt fuckin matter so just shut up and get some friends no one cares if its fake or not

    • 40 54
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:33am

      Bet you you haven't even met a chick from your own country before, let alone an Aussie.

  • 30 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:52am

    10:53, I'm pretty sure he's talking about the sort of coke you snort, not drink. So no it's not you.