I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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Yeh if they passed out, how do you know they were Aussies? Were they snoring with an accent?
Don't question it, just go with it.
how can anyone pass out if they are doing coke?
doesn't say anything about the two things being connected.
Australian girls are so sexy. And pure freaks in bed
Aussie chicks FTW!!
how do you know they were australian?
I am an Australian chick and no we don't dress like Dundee or drink Foster's. And no there arent kangaroos hopping down the main street of sydney. Do we drink alot? yes... so that explains the passing out... the cocaine? Im sure the aussie girls would have had definately had something to do with its misterious appearance haha
Soo true, at least someone on this post has a brain, and I'm not suprised you're a fellow Aussie chick :)
Don't tell them that, it's so fun convincing americans that we have pet crocodiles and ride in and kangaroo's pouch to work and drop bear.... Ooh the drop bears
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OY OY OY.
Charles Rutherford think those chicks are fuckin dead cause of ur shitty coke!
Secure the coke before you wake the Aussies.
I think you woke up in the wrong house.
dont you guys know all australian people make it very obvious by dressing like crocodile dundee and keeping cans of Fosters and Outback Steakhouse menus on them at all times?
Considering this is in the 415, you might want to make sure they actually ARE girls and not just two hot looking Australian trannies.
could be fake, or he already knew them and knew them to be australian, or he talked to them later, before he sent the text.
Yeah FAKE. Coke doens't just sit around. People don't just stop doing it. FAKE
Were they passed out on the opposite side of the bed?
Do you happen to be Jermaine?
209 agreed, I don't know 1 person who has ever drank fosters.. we keep the good beer and send that shit overseas
308 aussie tramp stamp would be the southern cross
Kangaroos are an environmentally friendly form of transport, clearly more sustainable than gm
Would this be considered a "G'day" then? :)
You notice more people are concerned about whether the chicks are Australian than the fact there's a GODDAMN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE in his kitchen!!
oi oi oi
God I hope this is Marin and not Frisco, something would finally be happening around there
Sounds like a good night!!!
Every guy's fantasy, but this never happened to the person who posted it. I'm just sayin....
Ah San Francisco - so much to answer for...
U roofied them got jacked up and raped them.
eww there's nothing funny about that.
you should sex them.
did they DIED?!?!?!?
step 1. blow the coke.
step 2. who cares. :)
Wow, have you been signed to a book deal yet 10:53? Because that is an amazing story
Fuck if they were Aussies.
If there was coke all over your counter, how the hell did they pass out???
if the 2 babes were passed out how did he know they were Australian? Either they have an Aussie flag as a tramp stamp or the OP is lying. Hmmmm.....Anyone want to speak for the OP?
Haha yeah right. OP WISHES that happened.
Srsly? Why do u lie?
fuck off australian chicks are the sexiest by far
that spells "coke and sex party" round one if the previous night wasn't remembered round two if it was
this is soo strange, me and my twin sister are australian and we were passed out at this guys house a few weeks ago, we had been drinking coke. He said we could sleep there but he was pretty drunk.. i'm not lying, but this is a strange coincidence
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Are you sure it was coke and not fairy dust? We are talking San Fran here..
I'm Australian, and we wouldn't even think about drinking Fosters, we all know that stuff is shit. We can't even get it here I'm pretty sure. Misconceptions you Americans make up are so stupidly funny seriously haha. Oh, and we can drive cars just fine thank you very much, we're not that primitive.
Anyone here wanna eat me out?
Uh Miranda kerr the VICTORIAS SECRET MODEL is Australian...
haha I don't get why people vote that down
Did they ride their kangaroos over? Mines parked out the back
ahhh...dam aussies. It really sounds like you live in whistler because Whis is infested with cokehead australians. And remember kids, always double cap it with an aussie.
8:37 HA. I agree with everything including the GM quip....witty.
I drank fosters once and I bled my eyes...Shit is baaad. TED's ALL THE WAY
Wow. Looks like someone wanted to be in the Hangover part 2. Not real this post is BS.
australians are iller than swine flu moyte! sounds like an epic night or a fake one (:
Coke could be the soda. I doubt it, but we have to think about all the possibilities.
Either your life eeriely mirrors greasymoose cartoons or this may have elements which are suspect....
Faaake...who would leave their coke there like that? Uhh no one, that shits expensive!
someone whos really ripped.
Real Australians don't drink Fosters! You can't get it here, nor would you want to!
121 clearly they woke up and had Australian accents
The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... when you do coke you remember everything, even if you were on the way to blacking out, once you do the coke it "sobers" you up, at least from the effects of alcohol
fake thats so fake shit like that doesn't really happen
fake as hell...who passes out after doing a bunch of coke, and when is there ever a bunch of coke left just laying around?!
3:08 and 4:33 DUH he probably texted this AFTER they woke up. Either that or he found their IDs
No one drinks Fosters in Aus. Only overseas, cause we all know it tastes like shit. I don't think you can even buy it here, all produced in the UK
hahaha yeah, hell the only place I've ever seen a can of fosters was in a souvenear shop with other supposed awesome aussie beers (VB, reshers XXX gold) can't remember the rest but raw tripe
How do you know they're Australian?
9:03 you fucktard, you ruined the whole chant. You unAustralian piece of shit.
Such fake bullshit. Loser
ok one australian chicks are fucking disgusting usually and two: 8:04-"The reason I know this one is fake (not that it really matters).... "
exactly. it doesnt fuckin matter so just shut up and get some friends no one cares if its fake or not
Bet you you haven't even met a chick from your own country before, let alone an Aussie.
10:53, I'm pretty sure he's talking about the sort of coke you snort, not drink. So no it's not you.
A "whole bunch of coke"....u must have a whole bunch of money missing cus that's unbeleivably expensive....by the way nobody likes you because this is fake