There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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All I have to say is "eat me".
Um yeah, triceratops were herbivores. How are so many stupid people in college? I can't wait for our species to go extinct.
sounds like one of those awful kids who love anime and wear fairy wings because they think it's cute
I thought triceratops were herbavores
ahh the 831... got to love santa cruz...
yeah, that sounds like Brian.
Does that mean he was horny? Ok. Worse joke ever... but seriously... only thing you CAN ask someone claiming to be a horn-bearing creature is, "Dude, wheres the horn?"
If this is Santa Cruz area. I think I know who that guy is.
It's Monterey in LA area.
i can't wait till college. haha
Might consider throwing his retarded ass off the balcony so he doesn't go on to breed or join a frat and get even more retarded.
@9:31, do you truly think it matters to this guy? I mean, really?
haha i think this is funny
ucsc all the way
you should have kicked him to see how loud the roar is
If he's fucked up enough to believe he's a dinorawr, then I doubt he's sober enough to remember which eats what, I say let him go until he attempts to gore someone lol
this is definitely CSUMB. if you've ever seen some of the people who go to this college, you would have no doubts. snaps for Monterey!
gotta love santa cruz
This is definitely Monterey...I got this text...
im guessing acid or pcp.ohhh i love drugs.....
I don't know, sounds like Kresge to me.
It's scary triceratops man will be a dr one day
Must be a Porter Kid
One of the best I've read
4:46- stop over analyzing the text and just enjoy it. for fucks sake get the stick out of your ass while your at it.