She told me I should be a condom model.
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That's a new one... but yes, this fits in the 'confidence boosting lies for better sex' category.
Yeah what the fuck? What does a girl do with a pretty penis, dress it up? dicks are fer fuckin' laddie, yeh got play'd, big time.
ladies love pretty penises. we watch porn too you know...develop preferences, learn how to express appreciation, etc.
creative. i like it
Condom model? Your face must be really ugly.
No she didn't.
How does she know what they look like? Ouch
She is a very nice lady. To repay her, when you cum on her face, please make an extra effort to keep it out of her hair
she lied. I'll say anything to have crazy animalistic sex.
She was probably just trying to be nice because you were disgusting and the reason that men should wear condoms
and the reason that men wear condoms.... are you going to finish this thought or was this just an atrocious run-on sentence?
She played you dumbass