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  • That's a new one... but yes, this fits in the 'confidence boosting lies for better sex' category.

    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 2:34pm
    • Yeah what the fuck? What does a girl do with a pretty penis, dress it up? dicks are fer fuckin' laddie, yeh got play'd, big time.

      Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 2:49am
      • ladies love pretty penises. we watch porn too you know...develop preferences, learn how to express appreciation, etc.

        Submitted by glossylu on Feb 1, 11 at 1:54am
  • creative. i like it

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 24, 11 at 3:18pm
  • Condom model? Your face must be really ugly.

    Submitted by YourHero on Jan 24, 11 at 10:48pm
  • No she didn't.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jan 24, 11 at 7:37pm
  • she lied. I'll say anything to have crazy animalistic sex.

    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 24, 11 at 9:47pm
  • No she didn't.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jan 24, 11 at 7:36pm
  • She is a very nice lady. To repay her, when you cum on her face, please make an extra effort to keep it out of her hair

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 28, 11 at 10:28am
  • How does she know what they look like? Ouch

    Submitted by whitetrashrapper on Jan 26, 11 at 10:34pm
  • She was probably just trying to be nice because you were disgusting and the reason that men should wear condoms

    Submitted by jojo12389 on Jan 25, 11 at 12:16am
    • and the reason that men wear condoms.... are you going to finish this thought or was this just an atrocious run-on sentence?

      Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 2:50am
  • She played you dumbass

    Submitted by grass5 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:31am