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  • Having sex with elementary school teachers has its pros and cons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:33am
  • uh-huh, uh-huh, then what did she do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:56am
  • I'm doing this next time. My boyfriend already thinks in dumb and it'll make me crack up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:47pm
  • Just be glad she didn't do this little piggy and use your hard-on as the one that didn't go alll the wayyyy homee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:28am
  • why would that be cute? unless you like the idea of sleeping with someone who has a childlike mind. God I would feel like a pedophile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:18pm
  • After sex? Then I guess you really CAN say, "This little piggy had roast beef."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:49pm
  • that would be cool so awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:58am
  • So this pretty much happened on Two and a Half Men.. change the channel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:16am
  • is it wierd that i like that?.......lol....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:35am
  • Try finding girls over the age of 16 maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:17am
  • reading 10:28 gave me a headache

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:30am
  • cute and all, but a really weak text. not funny. not from last night. wtf this garbage is the norm on this site now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:25am
  • I concur with 11: 08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:12pm
  • way to take that from two and a half men. is anything original on this site anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 11:54pm