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  • I've never had a professor say anything or even appear to care when I've been drinking out of a flask in class. Though sometimes people in my early morning classes give me weird looks.

    Submitted by the88thpianoman on Mar 24, 10 at 12:36pm
  • Pretty sure whoever wrote this means it as a joke, not as a literal I'm taking alcohol to class cuz it doesn't say I can't.. But if I get caught he never said I couldn't..

    Submitted by keller on Mar 24, 10 at 2:31pm
  • I think that's just sone unwritten rule though... You're an idiot

    Submitted by codii on Mar 24, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Michguy.. You're a flamboyant homosexual..

    Submitted by fuckchris on Mar 24, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Second!

    Submitted by xx_bR1TNeY_xx on Mar 24, 10 at 11:53am
  • It baffles ne that you people will get on here and call the OP an idiot or dipshit... By doing so you have just killed any right you have of judging anyone so SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Yea some dumbass teacher wrote that in my sylabus too.. Too bad he can tell the diff between water and spiritus

    Submitted by zamdalla on Mar 24, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Fuuuuck yeah, that's what I'm talking about!!!!!!!

    Submitted by OneHottMess on Mar 24, 10 at 12:14pm
  • Do they really need to spell it out dipshit.?

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 24, 10 at 12:06pm
  • touché.

    Submitted by cajun09 on Mar 25, 10 at 12:09am
  • Nice! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 11:48am
  • Haha good thing my teacher can't smell the vodka in my coffee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:19am
  • Did this at my chem class last night -- thermous full of jack & coke - best f'ng mood I've been in all week.

    Submitted by Sarrebear87 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:12pm
  • This site turned into boolshit

    Submitted by unknown24 on Mar 24, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Probably in the student conduct code. I suspect you were too busy drinking to read that. Nice way to spend mommy and daddy's money.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 24, 10 at 1:21pm