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  • 93 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:13pm

    Hahahaha I love this one

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:48am

    Lmao, right on!!

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:46am

    That high?

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:08pm

    Monkey

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:27pm

    Oh what I would do wit my tail if I was an avatar...

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:15pm

    I want a pet monkey to steal beers for me!!!

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:46am

    I'd steal. If i were a greasy ape

  • 62 52
    Submitted by cdizzle1 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:39am

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:28pm

    I have a monkey and it steals beers for me and then jerks me off while I drink them

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:21pm

    How about if you were a Navi from avatar...

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:23am

    Wow that's a stupid text..

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:26am

    10:41 cause horses are not stealthy nor do they have control over grabbing things with their tails, their tail bone is under a foot long...

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:40pm

    @12:21 ftw! Haha I wish I lived on pandora

  • 70 81
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 16, 10 at 4:42am

    The thing that makes this a good text is that he says what he'd do first, then the circumstance in which he'd be able to do it. Love this kind of humor.

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:51am

    Lame

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:05am

    Hahahaha good text. Made me laugh.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:32pm

    I would name her Suzanne!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by eyeofnewt on Sep 27, 10 at 12:59am

    Monkeys actually do this in India. Which is why this is funny.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:38pm

    Soviet Russia guy needs to be stabbed!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:05pm

    First. Best idea ever

  • 48 57
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:37am

    If I were a monkey...

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:44pm

    If I were a monkey I'd just throw ahit at everyone!!!

  • 60 83
    Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 5:53pm

    classic hahahahaha

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:41pm

    Why a monkey? Why not a horse with a huge dom

  • 43 58
    Submitted by dpizzle123 on May 22, 11 at 5:39pm

    I love this

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:40pm

    Hahahah damn Lincoln. Someone should have shot him long Before