I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Oh what I would do wit my tail if I was an avatar...
I love this
Hahahaha I love this one
Monkeys actually do this in India. Which is why this is funny.
Lmao, right on!!
I would name her Suzanne!
I have a monkey and it steals beers for me and then jerks me off while I drink them
Hahahaha good text. Made me laugh.
10:41 cause horses are not stealthy nor do they have control over grabbing things with their tails, their tail bone is under a foot long...
I want a pet monkey to steal beers for me!!!
Soviet Russia guy needs to be stabbed!
I'd steal. If i were a greasy ape
How about if you were a Navi from avatar...
@12:21 ftw! Haha I wish I lived on pandora
If I were a monkey...
The thing that makes this a good text is that he says what he'd do first, then the circumstance in which he'd be able to do it. Love this kind of humor.
Hahahah damn Lincoln. Someone should have shot him long
Why a monkey? Why not a horse with a huge dom
Wow that's a stupid text..
If I were a monkey I'd just throw ahit at everyone!!!
First. Best idea ever