I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Oh what I would do wit my tail if I was an avatar...
I love this
Hahahaha I love this one
Monkeys actually do this in India. Which is why this is funny.
Lmao, right on!!
I would name her Suzanne!
I have a monkey and it steals beers for me and then jerks me off while I drink them
Hahahaha good text. Made me laugh.
10:41 cause horses are not stealthy nor do they have control over grabbing things with their tails, their tail bone is under a foot long...
I want a pet monkey to steal beers for me!!!
I'd steal. If i were a greasy ape
Soviet Russia guy needs to be stabbed!
How about if you were a Navi from avatar...
@12:21 ftw! Haha I wish I lived on pandora
If I were a monkey...
Hahahah damn Lincoln. Someone should have shot him long
The thing that makes this a good text is that he says what he'd do first, then the circumstance in which he'd be able to do it. Love this kind of humor.
Why a monkey? Why not a horse with a huge dom
Wow that's a stupid text..
If I were a monkey I'd just throw ahit at everyone!!!
First. Best idea ever