Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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she quit because she is preparing to run for president. everyone pack your bags- there is plenty of room in canada
i hope this doesn't mean we have to stop making sarah palin jokes...
Yeah no, she's not going to run for president. As someone from Alaska I'm sure. Do any of you even know WHY she stepped down?......because she owes our state tens of thousands of dollars...
Sarah Palin is a retard
9:14 go back to your farm in Alabama.
6:42, I'd watch what you say about stupid people. It's Wyoming. Not "Whyoming"
@ 6:52-Do you think its ok to start collage at 23? too old?
You can start cutting pictures out of magazines any time you like dumbass.
5:43, you dont need to be racist to not like obama, fucking dumbass..how fucking original
Palin's done, that's all that matters.
People who think they have an actual political opinion on this site are friggin' hilarious. And those of you opting to argue back need to realize they are just "retweeting" something that someone with an acutal brain once said via twitter(hence it being 146 characters or less).
A neegro is in the white house?
Why does everyone feel the need to bash religion? It should never have entered the conversation. But as always, someone will insist on bringing it up just to mock it.
7:13, I know what you mean. I send funny texts in all the time and guess what? none of them ever get posted, but stupid shit gets posted all the time, I really hate it
6:32 #1. $100,000 more in taxes OVER THEIR LIFETIME.... idiot
if you talk ill about President Obama, then that's treason, brotha
Hmm...So Obama is a socialist? Do you know who else were socialists? Nazis!
(does that make Obama a Nazi? If so, respond please)
You clowns want to site any examples of "Obama running this country into the ground"? And 6:09pm, nobody under 21 will pay even half that in taxes. They won't even make half that. Idiot.
obama is ruining this country. cased closed. if you are under 21, you will pay an $100,000 in taxes thanks to his bills already. He still has at least 3.5 years if not another term as well. God help us
Obama FTW! Wait, he already won. nothing could be worse than GW...except maybe Sarah Palin.
fuck you all,
liberals can kiss my ass
obama sucks, end of story
our country's so fucking screwed
happy fucking independence day
By the way, Sarah Palin resigned because she is getting bashed so much by the news and people.
agreed with 1:00. Go back to Germany and worry about their problems.
Screw the two-party system by the way it's messed everybody up.
4:58...thank you. "King" Obama is running this country into the ground. People love him now, but in a few years when we're entirely socialist, they'll see how much of a huge mistake they made.
Fuck G.W. Bush. Asshole ruined america
I don't think it's Obama, Bush, Palin, or whoever that will ruin this country--it's the idiots who are having a political debate on a JOKE website.
From sea to shining sea literally. LOL!
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT PEOPLE!! TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! Are you just plain stupid?! Why are the moderators allowing stupid texts or shit that is not from last night??
Sarah Palin does not belong in politics. This is a good thing, even if it's not "from last night," you picky fuckers.
This made me Lol.
She seems like a nice lady but in politics....eh. If she runs in 2012, maybe she'll pick up a thing or two.
Weren't Nazis fascists?
Electric Wizard is awesome!
Just shut the fuck up and lets celebrate for crying out loud! (:
shes the paleist woman tryna be vice president.. she would make new laws and ruin everyone life.. THE WORST!
I'd certainly take Bush over Obama, and Sarah Palin over Obama as well. For that matter, I'd even take Hillary over Obama. And I'm glad 12:18 received wonderful treatment from the UK and Germany, but we're NOT THEM and we weren't founded on socialism. If you liked it so much, go back.
7:49...I may be wrong but I don't think America's president changed his name to Obamba?
But then again, I am sure you know better, you no good fucking foreign.
Why do people think that you have to wait a day before submitting a text?
Anyways, PALIN is O-U-T OUT!!!!!!!!
Lol @ the second 4:35
OMG, Michael Jackson just died!
Wow fuck all you dumbass liberals and democrats you don't know shit good luck with Obama. He cares more about picking out his kids dog than looking over the healthcare bill!
Hey 6:04...I'm not a girl, nor a feminist. I'm not even a Republican. It doesn't take too much to real the harm that Obama is ruining this country. I'm a 20 year old college kid from Jersey...usually they are known for being hardcore liberals. So don't talk out of your ass, idiot.
is it really necessary to type in all caps?
such sods, stfu
6:32 #1, Here's a hell of a good reason:
Why the fuck should some good for nothing, lazy fat ass who lives off welfare because he doesn't want to get off his get paid the same amount that my husband does? My husband who WORKS HIS ASS OFF EVERY DAY, and has FOUR KIDS to provide for.
Political debates on a site that posts texts about sluts, drugs, and sloppy drunken hookups? If this was the Clinton administration I might understand... But seriously people, lighten the fuck up. No one reading this site cares who you wanted for president or why you hate Obama.
Good fucking riddance. Now maybe we can all stop giving her the attention she so desperately craves.
texts from "last night", huh? hmmm....
I think everyone should have maps..... such as.. the Iraq.
Sarah Palin is retarded, but I would still do her
hey guys look at me i'm dissing the president aren't i so intellectual and edgy?
sod off cunts
749 is an ignorant fuck!
Goddam all u fuckin republican bush lovers get the fuck outta here. Bush and every other republican president was a complete RETARD. At least we have a president who doesn't make up words and declare war on random countries for no reason. You goddam southerers go fuck a cow
I like pickles
6:52 #2 has an excellent point. If you think the people here give a damn about you, you should go die a slow painful death. Probably by listening to Palin spewing her inane babble.
I think it's funny that people are getting offended by what people write on this site. It is after all drunkin texts from the night before, or just redicuiously funny things said between friends so obsesssed with this site and feel they are so hilarious that they must share it with the world.
Well, 9:12...stop fucking breeding.
"i'm pretty sure 6:34 is 12 years old and wasn't around for 9/11 and doesn't understand the aftermath or the war or from whyoming where they are about as smart as 12 year olds"
learn math, genius. EVERY 12 year old was around for 9/11. also, learn how to spell "wyoming".
next time you suggest that someone is "about as smart as 12 year olds" id make damn sure that you dont have mistakes that most 12 year olds wouldn't make in your post.
If Obama is a Nazi, sign me up! (Just kidding, seriously) But a little socialism never hurt anyone, calm the fuck down. Half of you people hating on BarryO probably are cashing in welfare checks (read:socialist program) anyway, because we all know that educated people have liberal views. Unless they're greedy (legit excuse) or religious (which takes away their status as an "educated American"; paradoxical, I know).
back it up with sources or go back to stfu. stop spouting regurgitated political ideas on a site having nothing to do with it.
It's the stupid moderators fault for publishing something that is clearly not a text from last night and was political to make people argue. It was a bonehead move
i'm pretty sure 6:34 is 12 years old and wasn't around for 9/11 and doesn't understand the aftermath or the war or from whyoming where they are about as smart as 12 year olds
She has more balls than most of the liberal posters above. Anyone is better than frigging Obama, but then there may not be a country left to run after he ruins it the next 3 years.
Obama is fucking up the country more than it already was, 4:35
your all stupid obama supporters... your all useless and ruining our country... lets just all quit our jobs and get money from the government
Ladies and gentleman, if you're against something at least say why.
...unless you're another one of the 13 yr old young fucks on this site that don't know anything except what their redneck father or bleeding heart liberal mother tells them.
This "discussion" is retarded.
STFU, YOU IDIOTS!
IT'S A JOKE SITE....FUNNY HAHA....YOU MOFO'S WANT POLITICS GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!
OH BOOHOO, SOCIALISM....BOOHOO, RETARDED MOOSE KILLER.
Palin can go crawl back under her rock now. Time to celebrate!
All you geniuses that are glad she's quitting as governor are idiots. You didn't even know who she was before the '08 election. You are just morons with an opinion.
hahaha whos nailin palin
this made me do a little dance!
BTW, the fucking dildo at 7:30 that said talking "ill" of president Obama is treason, is clearly a fucking moron, unless you can somehow make a claim that all the fucking shit I heard about Bush during his 8 years was all imaginary and in my head. If you cant, then kindly go drop dead.
He runs all over your mother successfully.
Do you think its ok to start collage at 23? too old?
4:38, it's not about how long you wait to submit. the point is that this is not a "text from last night". stupid twat.
i'll contribute to palin 2012- if sue runs then obama is SURE to win! :)
844 you patriotic son of a bitch.
prejuiced idiots. put aside your stupid party lines, will ya?
are you racist 5:37?... i mean seriously you would take bush over obama?
I love you 9:13. Obama is the worst thing to happen to this country since 911.
haha well said, 2:31
Mmmm, Toasted Marshmallows. :D
I started at 21 but hey, im from jersey
5:12, the fact that you said that publicly online makes me feel okay about wishing you a painful death.
Shes too busy hunting moose.
9:02 i am guilty of being patriotic. 9:09- how many states did you run successfully enough to have the highest approval in the nation?
Palin quit as governor. The daytime talk-show (probably on Fox opposite The View) can't be too far off now. Or the Playboy spread. Maybe both.
EVERYONE JUST STFU ALREADY!!! THIS SHIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!! GET OVER IT!!!
shes resigning so she can work on the 2012 election retard
Hey 12:44 you're an idiot
4:35, give us the dirt. the media isn't saying anything :(
Indpendece day? Break out the bud light!
Sarah Palin smells like fish..... seriously she fishes all the time
Sarah Palin is not retarted. She's amazing and she's gonna win the presidential election in 2012!
Every. Text. On. This. Site. Somehow. Turns. Into. A. Racist/Political. Debate.
Take it somewhere else, please.
^_^ A little off topic, but my friend's mom was on a diet, the agreement was that if she didn't lose the right amount by a certain date, she'd have to donate money to Palin's campaign. She lost 6 more pounds than she said she would.
you fucking retards, obama is doing everything possible to make sure you assholes survive. you call him a socialist for saving your jobs at Ford, how fucking grateful of you. while obama is trying to help a disaster of a situation in south america, you scrutinize and criticize him for patching up relations with bold leaders like Hugo Chavez.
Berry spends BILLIONS every week...and she is what again?
Oh, nothing anymore...
11:07 what? wtf is that?
749 can go choke on a fat dick, and then die a slow death you unpatriotic son of a bitch
735 fuck americans that start college at their 23, fuck your obamba, fuck you, and you 4th of july shit, nobody likes you. Fuck america.
Its amazing what a few months with obama teaches us. I just cant believe after 4 yrs john mccain was the best we could find to run against him hilary would have been better. Why get a job life is easier w/o one and we all get paid the same
yeah, but its so she can run for president..and WIN
^ My thoughts exactly.
Wow you're an asshole
i'd just like to say that the God doesn't tell Muslims to kill people...
totally irrelevant to this hilarious political "discussion", but yeah.
No one who actually has any sort of idea about politics is posting on this website. So for those of you who think you have something inteligent to say you should probably start up a blog for all your stolen ideas. This way people and post things back that you can then steal so you can actually defend your point.
4:49 Fuck america? Get the fuck off this site then.
449 im going to fuckin murder you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, that's EXACTLY what I said.
902 you can go choke on fat dick as well
7:30, I'm pretty sure freedom of of speec h says otherwise
4:35 #1 and 5:16 are both women who want a woman president because they're feminist whores
5:16. Way to be. Fucktard.
Palin is probably Penthouse material.
Today just became the best day of my life. Thank you TFLN!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:40, lmfao you are definately not the person to be talking about intelligence. You can't even spell the damn word. Your ignorance amuses me.
6:39: as matter of fact I do have a political opinion, I just know better than to post it on this site.
10:46 was it really needed to type in all caps?
Why is just because people don't like Obama they are immediately labeled a racist? Jesus Christ liberals, people don't hate him because he's black. They hate him because he's a Democrat! Just like you hate Republicans for being Republicans!
Anyway, the two party system sucks. Its going to ruin this nation. Both parties are going in the exact same direction, they are merely using different platforms.
I started college at 22
6:20 yes, and you're his bitch.
She is clearly retarded. And there is no way in hell she would win the presidency. If she did, that's the day I start the bombing campaigns against all things government.
11:00- 10:53 is the "ignorant piece of shit" but not the one cursing. ironic.
hahahahaha this is awesome news, because no way in hell will anyone elect her dumb ass
Amen 6:11. Amen. fucking socialists
BEST post I've ever seen. Brilliant!
Psh. Fuck all of your politians. NADAR ALL THE WAY! <3 Haha.
6:25 the pools closed- too late
im super glad there is a website people can submit bits of their private life too and cause a controversy online. ha.
Let's all just put aside party lines here and take a moment to be thankful that a moron got out of a position of power.
haha i dont hink 6:52 should ever start "collage"
5:27 it doesn't always have to do with party lines. Obama is the worst president we have had. Bush risked his reputation to protect our country and yet everyone hates him. Obama is destroying everything this country is about.
she quit so she can run for president.... THAT IS NOT GOOD!!!
I don't really care for Sarah Palin, but Obama is seriously ruining America. I don't want either of them as President.
i'm impressed when the average american can actually name the current president
3:00 am , he is doing everything to ruin this country. You see those other countries they have horrible health care and you have to wait months to get a surgery. Also he is also going to ruin small businesses.
Hey 7:43 enjoy your defeat soon!