he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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sounds amazing to me
You sound like a trainwreck
I wana go on a first date with you after that
Wooooooooooooo Pig Sooie !! Keep up the good work 501 !!
I want to be your friend :-) we could rule the world!
6:56 HELL YEAH! GO HOGS!
Not sure if this counts as a trainwreck or a badass.
This is a drunken night with the girls (minus the food fight, WTF) not a first date!
you will be single forever
sounds like a whore with a capital C U N T
I dunno, maybe the whole you giving your number to someone else bit?
learn to hold your motherfucking liquor.
Sounds like the best date ever, in my opinion.
i'd say all of it because you're clearly 16 and maybe you should still be going to the movies for dates... a food fight?? god, i hope you were in a cafeteria!
I love Arkansas! Woo pig sooooie!!
Well at least you didn't puke on his shoes. I woulda choked a bitch after that.
OMG I think I know you! R u my best friend?
Sounds like a normal Saturday night to me...
Congrats to the newly weds!_!
12:28 is fucking retarded, where do you see spelling mistakes? douchebag
i love how people get all bent outta shape over these. it's supposed to be funny and clearly she was being sarcastic with the ending statement.
this chick sounds like a hot mess that i wanna be friends with.
I know how you think you're a really "hot mess" but trust me honey, you're just a mess. A drunken, slutty mess, if you need the adjectives.
You should be embarrassed of your spelling if anything.
Are all girls like this? Because I think it's nasty.
I would be offended if a girl did that to me on our first date. U should be embarressed.
cherish the memories of youth, and rehab...........
i'm not saying I want this to be my life, I'm just glad its somebody's
16 year olds all over this site now! I remember when the main demographic was 20 somethings, what happened to that? the site was actually good then
haha...stay classy, Arkansas. i would probably do all of that, except the food fight...
I sort of wish I knew who this was, so we could hang out and be best friends.