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  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:51pm

    I wana go on a first date with you after that

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:56pm

    I want to be your friend :-) we could rule the world!

  • 87 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:48pm

    You sound like a trainwreck

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:47pm

    i'd say all of it because you're clearly 16 and maybe you should still be going to the movies for dates... a food fight?? god, i hope you were in a cafeteria!

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    I dunno, maybe the whole you giving your number to someone else bit?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:10am

    Well at least you didn't puke on his shoes. I woulda choked a bitch after that.

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:46pm

    learn to hold your motherfucking liquor.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    Sounds like the best date ever, in my opinion.

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:24pm

    6:56 HELL YEAH! GO HOGS!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:02pm

    sounds amazing to me

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:50am

    OMG I think I know you! R u my best friend?

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Blancacastillo76 on Feb 19, 11 at 3:45pm

    Congrats to the newly weds!_!

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:31pm

    Sounds like a normal Saturday night to me...

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:42pm

    Wooooooooooooo Pig Sooie !! Keep up the good work 501 !!

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:56pm

    I love Arkansas! Woo pig sooooie!!

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:36pm

    12:28 is fucking retarded, where do you see spelling mistakes? douchebag

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:00pm

    i love how people get all bent outta shape over these. it's supposed to be funny and clearly she was being sarcastic with the ending statement. this chick sounds like a hot mess that i wanna be friends with.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:18am

    This is a drunken night with the girls (minus the food fight, WTF) not a first date!

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:28am

    You should be embarrassed of your spelling if anything.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:25am

    sounds like a whore with a capital C U N T

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:19pm

    you will be single forever

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:10am

    Not sure if this counts as a trainwreck or a badass.

  • 66 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:37pm

    I would be offended if a girl did that to me on our first date. U should be embarressed. *HoghRoad*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:36am

    I know how you think you're a really "hot mess" but trust me honey, you're just a mess. A drunken, slutty mess, if you need the adjectives.

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:53am

    16 year olds all over this site now! I remember when the main demographic was 20 somethings, what happened to that? the site was actually good then

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:04pm

    cherish the memories of youth, and rehab...........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:32pm

    Are all girls like this? Because I think it's nasty.

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48pm

    haha...stay classy, Arkansas. i would probably do all of that, except the food fight...

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:37am

    i'm not saying I want this to be my life, I'm just glad its somebody's

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:37pm

    I sort of wish I knew who this was, so we could hang out and be best friends.