he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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sounds amazing to me
You sound like a trainwreck
I wana go on a first date with you after that
Wooooooooooooo Pig Sooie !! Keep up the good work 501 !!
I want to be your friend :-) we could rule the world!
6:56 HELL YEAH! GO HOGS!
Not sure if this counts as a trainwreck or a badass.
you will be single forever
This is a drunken night with the girls (minus the food fight, WTF) not a first date!
learn to hold your motherfucking liquor.
I dunno, maybe the whole you giving your number to someone else bit?
Sounds like the best date ever, in my opinion.
I love Arkansas! Woo pig sooooie!!
OMG I think I know you! R u my best friend?
sounds like a whore with a capital C U N T
Congrats to the newly weds!_!
Well at least you didn't puke on his shoes. I woulda choked a bitch after that.
Sounds like a normal Saturday night to me...
i'd say all of it because you're clearly 16 and maybe you should still be going to the movies for dates... a food fight?? god, i hope you were in a cafeteria!
i love how people get all bent outta shape over these. it's supposed to be funny and clearly she was being sarcastic with the ending statement.
this chick sounds like a hot mess that i wanna be friends with.
You should be embarrassed of your spelling if anything.
12:28 is fucking retarded, where do you see spelling mistakes? douchebag
I know how you think you're a really "hot mess" but trust me honey, you're just a mess. A drunken, slutty mess, if you need the adjectives.
Are all girls like this? Because I think it's nasty.
cherish the memories of youth, and rehab...........
I would be offended if a girl did that to me on our first date. U should be embarressed.
i'm not saying I want this to be my life, I'm just glad its somebody's
16 year olds all over this site now! I remember when the main demographic was 20 somethings, what happened to that? the site was actually good then
haha...stay classy, Arkansas. i would probably do all of that, except the food fight...
I sort of wish I knew who this was, so we could hang out and be best friends.