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  • Why did you give ecstasy to rabbits in the first place? Seems to me you should have taken it yourself.

    Submitted by 1082.41 on Mar 31, 11 at 5:13pm
  • It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!

    Submitted by Rosser56 on Apr 1, 11 at 12:12am
  • Put down the rabbit lennie.

    Submitted by Tylos2 on Apr 1, 11 at 9:46am
  • LMAO Remember your vicks inhaler

    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Mar 31, 11 at 7:07pm
  • Keep up with the drugs. You are less competition for a job.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 11 at 7:55pm
    • amen to my future job search! druggies keep it up, your makin my life easier.

      Submitted by donkey4u on Mar 31, 11 at 9:28pm
    • sadly it's just more people for us to support....

      Submitted by CIT on Apr 1, 11 at 9:31am
    • Not all jobs have strict drug testing, you know. I have a little fun and I have a job (yes, a real job).

      Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 1, 11 at 12:14pm
    • Wow dude. Ur a retard. You clearly dont realize that partying hard and working hard are not mutually exclusive. Just ask former PRESIDENT GW Bush, who was arrested on cocaine charges in 1972. It will be a cruel irony when u end up working for someone who has "kept up with the drugs".

      Submitted by pinkpandas on Apr 1, 11 at 3:19pm
      • doubtful i work for anyone considering i own my own company and can sell out and retire anytime now. \n\ni have nothing against recreational drug use, but it can get in the way of certain jobs. that's all i'm pointing out. not ALL jobs by any means, but some.

        Submitted by CIT on Apr 1, 11 at 5:00pm
  • Are you kidding me, michguy? If you're smart, you're smart. I don't know how many brilliant people I know from Stanford that do drugs. Study hard, play hard. Please nigga!

    Submitted by sweetmuse on Apr 1, 11 at 4:26am
    • but many employers require drug testing. one of my business associates recently turned down 33 out of 33 people b/c they couldn't pass a drug test and/or background check.

      Submitted by CIT on Apr 1, 11 at 9:29am
  • Legalize, you are a lightweight.

    Submitted by sarah7warner on Mar 31, 11 at 4:56pm
  • The way I see it, you're only young once. Sure, you can be dull and boring your entire life and never try anything people tell you not to, but I personally like to experiment. All you haters are going to be the ones who have mid-life crises at 40 when you realize how little you've actually lived...

    Submitted by uchicago on Apr 2, 11 at 9:53pm
  • Hahha aww memories

    Submitted by plurbaby on Apr 1, 11 at 1:03am
  • Sounds like an awesome night

    Submitted by sas134 on Mar 31, 11 at 10:22pm
  • Hahahaha great shit.

    Submitted by whittersss on Apr 1, 11 at 12:47am
  • first of all, awesome night. second of all, the guy took the x, he did not give it to the rabbit. thirdly, it is extremely easy to pass a drug test these days so your co workers probably snort coke everynight. get over it. if you let drugs effect your job, thats one thing. but if someone is working forty to fifty hours a week and getting the job done, they have the right to go home and do what they choose to relax, especially if they have to deal with dick heada like you everyday.

    Submitted by cacxo on Apr 2, 11 at 9:12pm
  • my balls are rooooooollllllllliiiiiinnnngggggggjdjjekrndj

    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 1, 11 at 2:40am
  • @michguy

    Submitted by leafyleafster on Apr 1, 11 at 1:52am
  • sssssss

    Submitted by manjushetty on Apr 1, 11 at 8:43am
  • Ta da... Put down the phone and enjoy...

    Submitted by hottrobosu on Apr 25, 11 at 8:12pm
  • That's a horrible idea.

    Submitted by calgirl412 on Mar 31, 11 at 6:10pm
  • then the I like boys text follows......

    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 1, 11 at 12:40pm
  • i must disagree....playing with kittens beat rabbits hands down....trust me....personal experiences

    Submitted by Tubz340 on Apr 5, 11 at 4:47am
  • Well you got the ODing part right

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 31, 11 at 4:17pm
  • When I'm rolling balls I can't focus long enough to answer a simple question and yet you somehow managed to send a text with almost perfect English/grammar. Either you got a bad batch or you're lying.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Mar 31, 11 at 4:27pm
    • or you're retarded!

      Submitted by d_q_v on Mar 31, 11 at 4:30pm
    • I used to write stories on it; they didn't need more than the normal editing later. That's just now how your trip goes.

      Submitted by tdg on Mar 31, 11 at 8:22pm
    • Your grammar sucks now... Were you rolling when you typed this?

      Submitted by Ambz on Mar 31, 11 at 10:51pm
    • I've never heard of anyone having such problems on E. Maybe you were taking too much, dude.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 1, 11 at 12:16pm